Madame Alloco
@pouatts.bsky.social
Je suis ivoirienne 🇨🇮 d’abord··Globetrotter ✈️🌍🌏Senior Systems Engineer
Banger
I still really like sleepyhead by passion pit
February 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Banger
My past doesn’t define me. I’m not a “fuck up”. So hurt..
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My past doesn’t define me. I’m not a “fuck up”. So hurt..
Lays chip bags are such a scam
January 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lays chip bags are such a scam
I think this is the year where I truly understand that some people only exist in your life for a certain season of time. And that is okay.
January 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I think this is the year where I truly understand that some people only exist in your life for a certain season of time. And that is okay.
My therapist ripped me a new one and then made me do the feeling wheel 🫠 I had 25 feelings
January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My therapist ripped me a new one and then made me do the feeling wheel 🫠 I had 25 feelings
Miracle no dey tire Jesus
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Miracle no dey tire Jesus
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My happiest moment today was buying new straw cleaners. That should say something
January 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My happiest moment today was buying new straw cleaners. That should say something
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The only thing I achieved last year was getting through the fvcking year.
So if you ran a marathon, lost half your body weight, jumped out of the back of a plane…I’m genuinely very pleased for you.
For some of us…2024 was an ordeal. I’m pleased I’m still here, alive and in one piece!
So if you ran a marathon, lost half your body weight, jumped out of the back of a plane…I’m genuinely very pleased for you.
For some of us…2024 was an ordeal. I’m pleased I’m still here, alive and in one piece!
January 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The only thing I achieved last year was getting through the fvcking year.
So if you ran a marathon, lost half your body weight, jumped out of the back of a plane…I’m genuinely very pleased for you.
For some of us…2024 was an ordeal. I’m pleased I’m still here, alive and in one piece!
So if you ran a marathon, lost half your body weight, jumped out of the back of a plane…I’m genuinely very pleased for you.
For some of us…2024 was an ordeal. I’m pleased I’m still here, alive and in one piece!
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My "I have too many microusb cables and I can't find a USB-C cable to charge my one USB-C device (my phone)" problem is now my "I have too many USB-C cables and I cannot find any microusb cables to charge this one microusb device I found in storage" problem and I think technology is great
January 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My "I have too many microusb cables and I can't find a USB-C cable to charge my one USB-C device (my phone)" problem is now my "I have too many USB-C cables and I cannot find any microusb cables to charge this one microusb device I found in storage" problem and I think technology is great
Now Jimmy Carter was an actual president. Not this moronic hoodlum named, Trump.
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Now Jimmy Carter was an actual president. Not this moronic hoodlum named, Trump.
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Absolutely perfect ….. ✨🧡✨🩵✨🧡✨🩵✨
December 27, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Absolutely perfect ….. ✨🧡✨🩵✨🧡✨🩵✨
Merry Christmas ❤️💚
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Merry Christmas ❤️💚
There’s nothing annoys me more than two or more people on the train who know each other and they decide to have a screaming-convo match. Like NO.BODY. on this train is even talking and y’all are mere inches from each other yelling about how Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce just HAVE to get married…
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .
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December 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
There’s nothing annoys me more than two or more people on the train who know each other and they decide to have a screaming-convo match. Like NO.BODY. on this train is even talking and y’all are mere inches from each other yelling about how Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce just HAVE to get married…
I wanna make chocolate chip, walnut crusted banana bread. And also brown butter chocolate chip cookies 😍😋
December 16, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I wanna make chocolate chip, walnut crusted banana bread. And also brown butter chocolate chip cookies 😍😋
Qdoba’s Diablo Queso?😮💨
a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss
ALT: a man with a beard and a black shirt that says jesus on it says chef 's kiss
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December 15, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Qdoba’s Diablo Queso?😮💨
I could really go for some almond joys right now
December 14, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I could really go for some almond joys right now
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my hours are cut like crazy
im about to bust out these toes
im about to bust out these toes
December 11, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Feel like having fufu with sauce claire… #comfortfood
December 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Feel like having fufu with sauce claire… #comfortfood
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
French toast > pancakes > waffles
December 10, 2024 at 7:10 PM
French toast > pancakes > waffles
Your goodness is running after, it’s running after me.💜🙏🏿
December 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Your goodness is running after, it’s running after me.💜🙏🏿
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an update on His Roundness: he's still very round 🟤
December 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
an update on His Roundness: he's still very round 🟤
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Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
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December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
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