Ricardo
@pr3ttyus3l3ss.bsky.social
🔞 21 • Cryptid Canine • Stoner Thingz 🍄
October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Someone said there's dudes kissing here, so Ive returned
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Someone said there's dudes kissing here, so Ive returned
Thank you for spamming @emeraldfemboy.bsky.social even though I didn't open the app for 5 days🫶
July 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Thank you for spamming @emeraldfemboy.bsky.social even though I didn't open the app for 5 days🫶
I am an unending cycle of madness and logic
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I am an unending cycle of madness and logic
I keep forgetting about this app. . .
July 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I keep forgetting about this app. . .
I followed the TikTok migration to Xiaohongshu and Im in love with it. Best app. And they're way nicer so far.
January 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I followed the TikTok migration to Xiaohongshu and Im in love with it. Best app. And they're way nicer so far.
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So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities
December 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities
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A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
December 19, 2024 at 12:38 PM
A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
This was too perfect to not share
December 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
This was too perfect to not share
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Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.
December 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes I don't follow people because they don't follow me and I think they probably hate me so if I follow them then they'll be like "Ugh, gross, he followed me" because of how I think 100% of everything is 100% about me.
Old white men fr disgust me. LISTEN this group of 4-7 old white dudes comes into my work Every. Single. Morning. And all they do is bitch about work and their wives and how trump is great and sexualize younger women. Every. Single. Morning.
December 18, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Old white men fr disgust me. LISTEN this group of 4-7 old white dudes comes into my work Every. Single. Morning. And all they do is bitch about work and their wives and how trump is great and sexualize younger women. Every. Single. Morning.
Sometimes my brain turns on gremlin mode and my thoughts turn from philosophy and quantum physics to literally gibberish
December 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Sometimes my brain turns on gremlin mode and my thoughts turn from philosophy and quantum physics to literally gibberish
The ladies at work keep the restaurant warm. I swear I'm the only one who can feel heat. I guess that's what happens when you're a thick Puerto Rican
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 AM
The ladies at work keep the restaurant warm. I swear I'm the only one who can feel heat. I guess that's what happens when you're a thick Puerto Rican
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Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
December 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.
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Interview with Louise Bourgeois
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Interview with Louise Bourgeois
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The most confusing part
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The most confusing part
Star Trek nerds unite ✊🏼
People say that Bluesky is Twitter for the left, but the replies to this make it clear that Bluesky is Twitter for Star Trek nerds.
There are four planets, fight me.
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Star Trek nerds unite ✊🏼
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I feel like the memes are trying to tell us something…
December 12, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I feel like the memes are trying to tell us something…