PraetorKyiv
@praetorkyiv.bsky.social
Archaeologist, DnD Nerd, and much more.
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I think we should get rid of all drunken disorderly laws so we can celebrate next Christmas as God intended. Drunkenly singing at rich houses and demanding they pay us to fuck off
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I think we should get rid of all drunken disorderly laws so we can celebrate next Christmas as God intended. Drunkenly singing at rich houses and demanding they pay us to fuck off
It is the Year of the Horse but unfortunately it is a mare so beware
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It is the Year of the Horse but unfortunately it is a mare so beware
If I had a nickel for every time Walmart had radioactive shrimp, I’d have two nickels-
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Walmart had radioactive shrimp, I’d have two nickels-
It will never not be funny to me that most evangelicals and r/Atheist redditors often both have a similar level understanding about Christianity
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It will never not be funny to me that most evangelicals and r/Atheist redditors often both have a similar level understanding about Christianity
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These guys had to take one (1) required Anthropology or Sociology course in college and have decided to make it everyone's problem ever since.
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
These guys had to take one (1) required Anthropology or Sociology course in college and have decided to make it everyone's problem ever since.
I have reached the age where I appreciate socks for Christmas. Not boring socks though. They must be whimsical
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I have reached the age where I appreciate socks for Christmas. Not boring socks though. They must be whimsical
Having a chat with The Madness consuming me and turns out we both like Sabrina Carpenter
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Having a chat with The Madness consuming me and turns out we both like Sabrina Carpenter
From now on, I’m going to ask for game recommendations based on a scale of how likely I am to buy it full price or wait for it to be 50% off on a Steam sale
December 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
From now on, I’m going to ask for game recommendations based on a scale of how likely I am to buy it full price or wait for it to be 50% off on a Steam sale
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The ‘deck’ in “Deck the Halls” means “to decorate.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The ‘deck’ in “Deck the Halls” means “to decorate.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
Something I think is funny is how vague it is to refer to a period of time as ‘Ancient Egypt.’ Like what period are we talking here? Ptolemaic? Eh. If you want to talk about some really old shit like pre-dynastic Egypt, then absolutely. Sit the fuck down and let’s yap about it over some Arby’s
December 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Something I think is funny is how vague it is to refer to a period of time as ‘Ancient Egypt.’ Like what period are we talking here? Ptolemaic? Eh. If you want to talk about some really old shit like pre-dynastic Egypt, then absolutely. Sit the fuck down and let’s yap about it over some Arby’s
The fuck you mean temps will be near 70 next week. IT’S FUCKING DECEMBER
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The fuck you mean temps will be near 70 next week. IT’S FUCKING DECEMBER
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Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her https://theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-he-marries-her-1819569538/
Every day that I get to spend with her feels like a fantasy. I cherish every moment with her
December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Every day that I get to spend with her feels like a fantasy. I cherish every moment with her
Oh god I just caught myself romanticizing a snowy winter night on an actual snowy winter night and now I yearn to wander aimlessly in the harvested fields. I’d do it but I’d probably stay out for too long and succumb to hypothermia
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh god I just caught myself romanticizing a snowy winter night on an actual snowy winter night and now I yearn to wander aimlessly in the harvested fields. I’d do it but I’d probably stay out for too long and succumb to hypothermia
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A new report on dietary findings in a select area of Pompeii likely inhabited by enslaved people came out in Scavi di Pompei. Many newspapers are now running w/a headline about Roman slaves “eating better” than free Romans. pompeiisites.org/e-journal-de... Let’s discuss why this is problematic
My insanity will continue until my moral improves
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My insanity will continue until my moral improves
Screaming can be so cathartic
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Screaming can be so cathartic
I’m afraid death is on the horizon and I’m not ready to say goodbye
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m afraid death is on the horizon and I’m not ready to say goodbye
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
I am yearning for cannons. There is just something so satisfying about a big fucking cannon
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I am yearning for cannons. There is just something so satisfying about a big fucking cannon
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A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
Heartbroken family of trans teen speaks out about how bullying led to his death
The family of trans Iowa student Miles Phipps has spoken out about bullying following losing their son to suicide. He was just 15-years-old.
www.thepinknews.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A trans teen in Iowa completed suicide after severe bullying by classmates and teachers.
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
"Miles’ death came a day after a substitute teacher refused to use his preferred pronouns."
It's the type of bullying @thefireorg.bsky.social and @aricohn.com support.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/17/m...
As much as I love fall and winter, it is that time of the year when the holidays are near always fill me with dread, guilt, and bedrotting unfortunately
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As much as I love fall and winter, it is that time of the year when the holidays are near always fill me with dread, guilt, and bedrotting unfortunately
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One of the most anti-trans voices in congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has announced her resignation.
Wow.
Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One of the most anti-trans voices in congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has announced her resignation.
Wow.
Wow.