PrehistoricTurtles
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November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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with apologies to Mr Watterson
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
with apologies to Mr Watterson
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October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at http://membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?campaign=701cx00000IyKhTAAV today and receive a free tote bag.
August 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at http://membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?campaign=701cx00000IyKhTAAV today and receive a free tote bag.
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did you know you can log off and just print cyanotypes of your dog?? big if true
August 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
did you know you can log off and just print cyanotypes of your dog?? big if true
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
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'Brooks and boulders' - the third piece of my aerial embroidery series incorporating pine bark chip 'rocks'! The contrasts between the hard rocks and soft embroidery, dark and pale shades and terrain makes this landscape my favourite 😊 will be available Friday with all the others! 1/2
August 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
'Brooks and boulders' - the third piece of my aerial embroidery series incorporating pine bark chip 'rocks'! The contrasts between the hard rocks and soft embroidery, dark and pale shades and terrain makes this landscape my favourite 😊 will be available Friday with all the others! 1/2
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bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
August 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
bluesky absolutely has a growth problem. at this point it's just me, the several thousand sockpuppet accounts i faithfully maintain, and you. and if you're weirded out by that, how about you just take a beat and imagine what an average day is like for me
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I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
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What does our how to win a fight zine include? Guides to:
- Protect yourself from phone searches at the border
- Protect yourself from government surveillance
- How to protest safely
And more!
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- Protect yourself from government surveillance
- How to protest safely
And more!
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June 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What does our how to win a fight zine include? Guides to:
- Protect yourself from phone searches at the border
- Protect yourself from government surveillance
- How to protest safely
And more!
Download, print, fold, share now:
- Protect yourself from phone searches at the border
- Protect yourself from government surveillance
- How to protest safely
And more!
Download, print, fold, share now:
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5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]
May 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
5 Malevolent Foods (2024) [1/2]
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I’m just going to come out and say it…. Elon is trying to cancel Trump bc he is a POC (Scottish), disabled (autistic/ADHD) and queer-coded (obsessed w Broadway)……but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation!
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m just going to come out and say it…. Elon is trying to cancel Trump bc he is a POC (Scottish), disabled (autistic/ADHD) and queer-coded (obsessed w Broadway)……but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation!
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Ghosts are coming soon.
June 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ghosts are coming soon.
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Today is #WorldTurtleDay, and we’re so excited for an excuse to shellebrate these remarkable specimens of evolution! 🐢
We’ve rounded up five fun facts about these sensational sea swimmers that you might not know already…come along and find out! 🌊
We’ve rounded up five fun facts about these sensational sea swimmers that you might not know already…come along and find out! 🌊
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Today is #WorldTurtleDay, and we’re so excited for an excuse to shellebrate these remarkable specimens of evolution! 🐢
We’ve rounded up five fun facts about these sensational sea swimmers that you might not know already…come along and find out! 🌊
We’ve rounded up five fun facts about these sensational sea swimmers that you might not know already…come along and find out! 🌊
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Real Estate: Turn-Key Stunner
May 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Real Estate: Turn-Key Stunner
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Blasted creature sprayed me with the poison ink. Vile little squid. Rancid little sea slug. Naturally, I am very upset
May 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Blasted creature sprayed me with the poison ink. Vile little squid. Rancid little sea slug. Naturally, I am very upset
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Guide to Board Games (2023) [1/2]
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Guide to Board Games (2023) [1/2]
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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
April 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
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Trad Twitter (2021)
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Trad Twitter (2021)
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Reviewing The Only Bagel Place In Minneapolis (2025) [1/2]
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reviewing The Only Bagel Place In Minneapolis (2025) [1/2]
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I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny