@pretentiousjackal.bsky.social
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Nonbinary at conception
Transitioned to male at six weeks post conception
https://linktr.ee/pretentious_jackal
Nonbinary at conception
Transitioned to male at six weeks post conception
https://linktr.ee/pretentious_jackal
Trans Woman Lunch Jumpscare
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trans Woman Lunch Jumpscare
14 year old me trying to world-build after binge-watching Max Derrat reviews of Hideo Kajima games.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
14 year old me trying to world-build after binge-watching Max Derrat reviews of Hideo Kajima games.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Trump is reminding me of this stupid racist plot point in a story I made as a kid where Obama repainted the White House, black to match himself.
Now Trump is filling the White House with orange and gold.
My idiotic characterizations of Democrats have turned out to be predictions about Republicans.
Now Trump is filling the White House with orange and gold.
My idiotic characterizations of Democrats have turned out to be predictions about Republicans.
Trump would try to demolish his AirBnb rental. Or at least paint it gold.
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Trump is reminding me of this stupid racist plot point in a story I made as a kid where Obama repainted the White House, black to match himself.
Now Trump is filling the White House with orange and gold.
My idiotic characterizations of Democrats have turned out to be predictions about Republicans.
Now Trump is filling the White House with orange and gold.
My idiotic characterizations of Democrats have turned out to be predictions about Republicans.
I swear, some chronically online gay people act like being gay is the only thing someone could have to come out about. It can't ever be neurodivergence, or a religious belief or lack thereof, or a cringe hobby. Frozen and Encanto mean more to me as autism allegory films than as LGBT allegory films.
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I swear, some chronically online gay people act like being gay is the only thing someone could have to come out about. It can't ever be neurodivergence, or a religious belief or lack thereof, or a cringe hobby. Frozen and Encanto mean more to me as autism allegory films than as LGBT allegory films.
We need a Finding Nemo 3 called Finding Marlin where Marlin must traverse the ocean to find the magic Clownfish puberty-blocking mushroom so he won't turn into a woman. Along the way, he'll have to ask himself what he really wants. Is he just afraid of womanhood because of his dead wife?
October 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We need a Finding Nemo 3 called Finding Marlin where Marlin must traverse the ocean to find the magic Clownfish puberty-blocking mushroom so he won't turn into a woman. Along the way, he'll have to ask himself what he really wants. Is he just afraid of womanhood because of his dead wife?
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So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
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Being autistic is being told why didn’t you ask for help.
Because asking required social scripting, shame buffering, tone analysis, and a risk assessment.
Because asking required social scripting, shame buffering, tone analysis, and a risk assessment.
October 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Being autistic is being told why didn’t you ask for help.
Because asking required social scripting, shame buffering, tone analysis, and a risk assessment.
Because asking required social scripting, shame buffering, tone analysis, and a risk assessment.
While I think circumcision is largely unnecessary, I can't help but suspect some ulterior motive for this new circumcision scare. Probably anti-semitic. Or maybe closeted politicians are just starting a 10 year investment.
And connecting it to autism is just laughable on its face.
And connecting it to autism is just laughable on its face.
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
While I think circumcision is largely unnecessary, I can't help but suspect some ulterior motive for this new circumcision scare. Probably anti-semitic. Or maybe closeted politicians are just starting a 10 year investment.
And connecting it to autism is just laughable on its face.
And connecting it to autism is just laughable on its face.
I heard Catholics had a procession to try to give Eucharist to prisoners in ICE facilities. I wanted to compare it to the LDS church's lack of activism but found out that the LDS church doesn't even give sacrament to prisoners at all.
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I heard Catholics had a procession to try to give Eucharist to prisoners in ICE facilities. I wanted to compare it to the LDS church's lack of activism but found out that the LDS church doesn't even give sacrament to prisoners at all.
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The effort put into understanding 3I/Atlas has been spectacular, imaginative, professional and well-organized. Planetary scientists don't need Avi Loeb put in charge of an international directorate to tell them how to do their jobs.
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The effort put into understanding 3I/Atlas has been spectacular, imaginative, professional and well-organized. Planetary scientists don't need Avi Loeb put in charge of an international directorate to tell them how to do their jobs.
I wonder if casually coming out about something is harder for an autistic person because you turn said things into special interests. You don't talk much to begin with, so you talking is already not a casual thing and if you start talking about something, you want to infodump. So best not to talk.
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I wonder if casually coming out about something is harder for an autistic person because you turn said things into special interests. You don't talk much to begin with, so you talking is already not a casual thing and if you start talking about something, you want to infodump. So best not to talk.
Me: Creators must make reasonable efforts to keep their child audience and adult audience separate.
Also me when I was under 18: *Watching both the Odin Wolf and the Nido Flow videos.* :D
Also me when I was under 18: *Watching both the Odin Wolf and the Nido Flow videos.* :D
October 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: Creators must make reasonable efforts to keep their child audience and adult audience separate.
Also me when I was under 18: *Watching both the Odin Wolf and the Nido Flow videos.* :D
Also me when I was under 18: *Watching both the Odin Wolf and the Nido Flow videos.* :D
Yeah. What does the right-wing think the Space Force does anyway? They aren't combating demons on Mars. They're sitting at computers, handling and watching spy satellites.
Trump endorsed the Space Force. They should know this.
Trump endorsed the Space Force. They should know this.
I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
Hegseth: "I don't want me son serving alongside troops who are out of shape or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men"
October 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Yeah. What does the right-wing think the Space Force does anyway? They aren't combating demons on Mars. They're sitting at computers, handling and watching spy satellites.
Trump endorsed the Space Force. They should know this.
Trump endorsed the Space Force. They should know this.
So... did we really just have a "nearly killing someone over an acorn dropping" on a global scale?
September 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So... did we really just have a "nearly killing someone over an acorn dropping" on a global scale?
Transphobia was an obvious foot in the door to lead to homophobia. But I don't think people appreciate the way it's been used to lead to autism stigma. J.K. Rowling and others have been using autism and trans stigma to reinforce each other for years. Autism is the next boogeyman. Bigots don't stop.
September 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Transphobia was an obvious foot in the door to lead to homophobia. But I don't think people appreciate the way it's been used to lead to autism stigma. J.K. Rowling and others have been using autism and trans stigma to reinforce each other for years. Autism is the next boogeyman. Bigots don't stop.
Apparently some Christians are now paying extra attention to missing people, for signs of the rapture. Wonder if they'll be confused why God only loves Latinos.
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Apparently some Christians are now paying extra attention to missing people, for signs of the rapture. Wonder if they'll be confused why God only loves Latinos.
Someone once said that women's brains are like spaghetti and men's brains are like boxes. But with gonads, it's the other way around. Testes are like spaghetti and ovaries are like boxes (or more accurately bubbles). Therefore, in order to better understand women, I need to think more with my balls.
September 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Someone once said that women's brains are like spaghetti and men's brains are like boxes. But with gonads, it's the other way around. Testes are like spaghetti and ovaries are like boxes (or more accurately bubbles). Therefore, in order to better understand women, I need to think more with my balls.
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You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:
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September 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:
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note that this line specifically makes existing as trans, gnc, or intersex A Felony.
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
note that this line specifically makes existing as trans, gnc, or intersex A Felony.
I hate how in horror movies, when the main character finds a secret stack of snuff photographs, they waste no time in mixing them all up and reordering them so that the killer can tell their stuff was touched.
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I hate how in horror movies, when the main character finds a secret stack of snuff photographs, they waste no time in mixing them all up and reordering them so that the killer can tell their stuff was touched.
I think a big contributer to echo chambers is fear that engaging with others will drive ad revenue and algorithms in their favor. (It is for me.) So free neutral third party archives are threats to echo chambers. I thinks that's part of why people want to shut them down under the name of copyright.
September 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think a big contributer to echo chambers is fear that engaging with others will drive ad revenue and algorithms in their favor. (It is for me.) So free neutral third party archives are threats to echo chambers. I thinks that's part of why people want to shut them down under the name of copyright.
We've had many satanic panics throughout the years over stuff like Rock & Roll, D&D, Pokemon or video games.
I can't take those seriously, but chatbots are something else. They crudely mimic humans, falsely promise talent and knowledge, reinforce our biases and cause psychosis. That's a demon.
I can't take those seriously, but chatbots are something else. They crudely mimic humans, falsely promise talent and knowledge, reinforce our biases and cause psychosis. That's a demon.
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We've had many satanic panics throughout the years over stuff like Rock & Roll, D&D, Pokemon or video games.
I can't take those seriously, but chatbots are something else. They crudely mimic humans, falsely promise talent and knowledge, reinforce our biases and cause psychosis. That's a demon.
I can't take those seriously, but chatbots are something else. They crudely mimic humans, falsely promise talent and knowledge, reinforce our biases and cause psychosis. That's a demon.
Perhaps, just as we say you may be just one accident from becoming disabled, we should also say you may be just one home accident, natural disaster or breakup from being homeless.
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Perhaps, just as we say you may be just one accident from becoming disabled, we should also say you may be just one home accident, natural disaster or breakup from being homeless.