Melissa
pretzel365.bsky.social
Melissa
@pretzel365.bsky.social
username is a reference to the show Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and also I love pretzels
she/her
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it talked about adult settings on my 12 year old level, I thought this meant I was smart but it turned out it meant he was stunted
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
if you wanna talk HR I will gladly spend hours dissecting camera angles and framing choices and microexpressions but I cannot find a singular fuck to give about ST, which I basically only finished so I would understand any memes that got shared
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
obv this is nowhere near the level of violation so many experience, and her action was without nefarious or gross intent. but I've been nothing but vocal about my utter disdain for AI and she still used one of my photos for it instead of telling it to make a generic white lady (which it did anyway)
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
there's good moments in any given season of anything but there was definitely an entire season of filler that could have been cut from this show.

make a multi-season arc plan and stick the fuck to it. if they want to back the brinks truck up to your door, make them do it for a NEW series
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
we've gotta stop renewing shit beyond its goodness. let things go out on a high note instead of artificially extending to the point where nobody will be happy regardless

I have a friend who was a huge ST stan and she updated her fb like "I've wasted the last 9 years of my life"
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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I mean she is a stark contrast so far, in that she can not only ✨serve✨ cunt but hunt, kill, and field dress it as well
Rama Duwaji and her date, I think his name is Zohran? Also @jumaane.bsky.social!
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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the point is that together we can find a way. the point is that. together.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM