Doug in Gruene
@pretzelwurst.bsky.social
I’m here to kick ass and talk about Texas State football, and I’m all out of Bobcats and/or Armadillos
I am the premier contributor of #lostshoes and #dogsincarwindows posts
I am the premier contributor of #lostshoes and #dogsincarwindows posts
Pinned
Okay, yes we all knew Mike Johnson was spineless and whiny, but my main takeaway from this story is that Stephen Miller eats nothing but mayonnaise:
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Okay, yes we all knew Mike Johnson was spineless and whiny, but my main takeaway from this story is that Stephen Miller eats nothing but mayonnaise:
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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An absolute legend stop by the podcast today, Mr. Bootsy Collins, King of the Funk
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
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November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
An absolute legend stop by the podcast today, Mr. Bootsy Collins, King of the Funk
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
This is going in my upcoming memoir “Latchkey Kids of West Texas.”
i would fucking annihilate a plate of these right now ngl
Somebody needs to lose their job over this.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is going in my upcoming memoir “Latchkey Kids of West Texas.”
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ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ATTN: Texans
This means they know you've been texting while driving
This means they know you've been texting while driving
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here’s a poster ChatGPT helped me make for today, and the printed version. Feel free to use. #nokings
(I ran out of requests on chat, so I had to print it out and add the “no” bar)
(I ran out of requests on chat, so I had to print it out and add the “no” bar)
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Here’s a poster ChatGPT helped me make for today, and the printed version. Feel free to use. #nokings
(I ran out of requests on chat, so I had to print it out and add the “no” bar)
(I ran out of requests on chat, so I had to print it out and add the “no” bar)
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Clear sky at night, sailor’s delight. Or something.
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Clear sky at night, sailor’s delight. Or something.
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Sterling Morrison quit the Velvet Underground for a new life in Texas. In part three of this six-part series, former reporter Andrew Dansby digs into how Morrison spent some of his time in Austin, including going back on stage as a not-Velvet.
trib.al/biGe09J
trib.al/biGe09J
Why Sterling Morrison quit the Velvet Underground for Texas
Here's when Sterling Morrison reached a breaking point, quit the Velvet Underground and started a new life in Austin.
trib.al
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sterling Morrison quit the Velvet Underground for a new life in Texas. In part three of this six-part series, former reporter Andrew Dansby digs into how Morrison spent some of his time in Austin, including going back on stage as a not-Velvet.
trib.al/biGe09J
trib.al/biGe09J
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friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.
Another Tetris round
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September 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Another Tetris round
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Robert Redford with a tiny cardboard cut-out of Paul Newman, photographed by John Dominis, Utah, 1969
December 2, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Robert Redford with a tiny cardboard cut-out of Paul Newman, photographed by John Dominis, Utah, 1969
Reposted by Doug in Gruene
Reposted by Doug in Gruene
DC Comics’ Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen No. 115 - October 1968.
September 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
DC Comics’ Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen No. 115 - October 1968.
It’s been 2 1/2 months and I still think of this magnificent moss at least every other day #phishinaustin 6/28/25 @phish.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s been 2 1/2 months and I still think of this magnificent moss at least every other day #phishinaustin 6/28/25 @phish.com
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September 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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According to one of my heroes…
August 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
According to one of my heroes…