Emily Horton
@princessemilu.bsky.social
[[Opinions are my own]]
You can’t win me, I can’t be beat.
I won’t hurt you, unless you cheat
You can’t see me, behind the screen
I’m half human, and half machine
You can’t win me, I can’t be beat.
I won’t hurt you, unless you cheat
You can’t see me, behind the screen
I’m half human, and half machine
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Emily Horton
@princessemilu.bsky.social
· Mar 29
I should post something funny, like “bucka bucka” or “woozle wozzle.”
Remember, we aren’t even through year 1 of (at least) 4 yet.
August 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Remember, we aren’t even through year 1 of (at least) 4 yet.
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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What a conundrum!
August 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What a conundrum!
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Heckuva time for Trump to declare that 14-year-olds are now adults.
August 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Heckuva time for Trump to declare that 14-year-olds are now adults.
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![Comic. PERSON 1 [to person with white hat]: It’s so weird reading these 18th Century scholars argue about minor Biblical details. It’s like they’re an online fandom or something—They’ve developed this whole elaborate canon. [caption] It’s fun when a word’s usage goes full circle and, by analogy, lands back on its original meaning.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicu5eycow24bnuslaj3ehng5icy7svqinod2ytinobhbnjveyblbq@jpeg)
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Forbidden Romance - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
August 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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It is no accident that the early use cases for "genAI" consumer products revolve around the sexual harassment, abuse, and exploitation of women in power. It is no accident that the technology is immediately embraced as a tool of patriarchy and gender-based violence.
www.theverge.com/report/71897...
www.theverge.com/report/71897...
Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes
I didn’t even ask it to take her clothes off.
www.theverge.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is no accident that the early use cases for "genAI" consumer products revolve around the sexual harassment, abuse, and exploitation of women in power. It is no accident that the technology is immediately embraced as a tool of patriarchy and gender-based violence.
www.theverge.com/report/71897...
www.theverge.com/report/71897...
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Tonight is our campaign petition party!!
Drop by the office (7016 N Clark St) to sign your name on our petitions, eat some food, and learn how to collect signatures: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...
Drop by the office (7016 N Clark St) to sign your name on our petitions, eat some food, and learn how to collect signatures: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...
Help Kat Get on the Ballot! · Kat for Illinois
In order to win, first Kat needs to get on the ballot!
Join us as we kickoff petitioning season at our campaign headquarters! We'll be getting into the nitty gritty about signatures, talking about me...
www.mobilize.us
August 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Tonight is our campaign petition party!!
Drop by the office (7016 N Clark St) to sign your name on our petitions, eat some food, and learn how to collect signatures: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...
Drop by the office (7016 N Clark St) to sign your name on our petitions, eat some food, and learn how to collect signatures: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...
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The Mamdani effect: how his primary win is inspiring young progressives to run for office
The Mamdani effect: how his primary win is inspiring young progressives to run for office
US group geared at mobilizing young leftist candidates saw a record 10,000 people sign up after Mamdani’s NYC victory
www.theguardian.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The Mamdani effect: how his primary win is inspiring young progressives to run for office
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Any publishers should be jumping at some of these. Laura's writing is excellent and like countless others did not deseve an iota of the fuckery that Unbound/Boundless did. Go support her and the others if you can!
Well, apparently Boundless is shutting down, not that Unbound authors are actually learning this information directly.
I guess I need to get moving on finding new homes for Gender Euphoria, Who Hunts The Whale, and Things I Learned From Mario's Butt.
I guess I need to get moving on finding new homes for Gender Euphoria, Who Hunts The Whale, and Things I Learned From Mario's Butt.
August 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Any publishers should be jumping at some of these. Laura's writing is excellent and like countless others did not deseve an iota of the fuckery that Unbound/Boundless did. Go support her and the others if you can!
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Maybe “vote blue no matter who” was a bad idea because most of these people suck ass
June 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Maybe “vote blue no matter who” was a bad idea because most of these people suck ass
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AI could never make this
Exactly.
June 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
AI could never make this
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What if we just… didn’t?
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What if we just… didn’t?
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‘He once mocked a disabled reporter and sexually assaulted a woman in a clothing store. Now he’s President.’
July 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
‘He once mocked a disabled reporter and sexually assaulted a woman in a clothing store. Now he’s President.’
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how you play donkey kong vs how I play donkey kong
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
(my wife is very patient)
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
(my wife is very patient)
July 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
how you play donkey kong vs how I play donkey kong
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
(my wife is very patient)
WE ARE NOT THE SAME
(my wife is very patient)
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Lucy Dreaming is out on PS4 & PS5!
I play four cantankerous ladies in this bonkers adventure game!
“With hugely entertaining and frequently funny voice acting performances doled out by its talented cast”
www.psu.com/reviews/lucy...
I play four cantankerous ladies in this bonkers adventure game!
“With hugely entertaining and frequently funny voice acting performances doled out by its talented cast”
www.psu.com/reviews/lucy...
Lucy Dreaming Review (PS5) - The Best Point And Clicker To Come Along In A Good While - PlayStation Universe
Indulge yourself in a cleverly crafted and always chuckle worthy point and click adventure which evokes the halcyon days of the genre all the while charting its own course. Read our Lucy Dreaming PS5 ...
www.psu.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Lucy Dreaming is out on PS4 & PS5!
I play four cantankerous ladies in this bonkers adventure game!
“With hugely entertaining and frequently funny voice acting performances doled out by its talented cast”
www.psu.com/reviews/lucy...
I play four cantankerous ladies in this bonkers adventure game!
“With hugely entertaining and frequently funny voice acting performances doled out by its talented cast”
www.psu.com/reviews/lucy...
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Regarding billionaires, I like this line by William Gibson from Count Zero: "And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Regarding billionaires, I like this line by William Gibson from Count Zero: "And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."
Does anyone know why Mr. Mister decided that none of their songs should have a chorus?
July 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Does anyone know why Mr. Mister decided that none of their songs should have a chorus?
On my work computer, I clicked on ONE Nintendo rage bait video a co-worker shared, and now my entire recommendation list are videos titled things like “DONKEY KONG BANANZA WAS MADE FOR FETUSES, NINTENDO THINKS GAMERS ARE BRAIN DEAD AND WILL GO BANKRUPT WITHIN ONE YEAR”
July 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
On my work computer, I clicked on ONE Nintendo rage bait video a co-worker shared, and now my entire recommendation list are videos titled things like “DONKEY KONG BANANZA WAS MADE FOR FETUSES, NINTENDO THINKS GAMERS ARE BRAIN DEAD AND WILL GO BANKRUPT WITHIN ONE YEAR”
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Right-wing billionaires continue to funnel money into Substack.
The Chernin Group? Owned by Rupert Murdoch's former right-hand man.
If you're on Substack, you're on the platform equivalent of News Corp.
The Chernin Group? Owned by Rupert Murdoch's former right-hand man.
If you're on Substack, you're on the platform equivalent of News Corp.
July 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Right-wing billionaires continue to funnel money into Substack.
The Chernin Group? Owned by Rupert Murdoch's former right-hand man.
If you're on Substack, you're on the platform equivalent of News Corp.
The Chernin Group? Owned by Rupert Murdoch's former right-hand man.
If you're on Substack, you're on the platform equivalent of News Corp.
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July 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM