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𝕿H𝕺𝕿 crimes + pretty shitposts 🩰 BFA in creative writing [ask me to prove it + i’ll doxx myself no questions asked] phishing for compliments 👇🏻 enter your SSN + something flattering below

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · Nov 15

the blood panel came back normal so it’s either my all-energy-drink diet or i really do have an attitude problem

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MiloKilledPunk @milopoint.bsky.social · 5d

Your grasp of reality seems tenuous, followed.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

how many apps do i have to flip through to see god

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

did the slime kids turn out ok tho

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

kinda wanna do this, but only for the amphetamine prescription you get at the end

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

i can’t be fucking bothered to move. if this place dies, i’m just gonna text my friends + see if they remember who i am

Boo-greenia 👻 @eugreenia.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t be fucking bothered to move. If this place dies, I’m just going post on unsocial media (passive aggressive post-its in the break room)

Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t be fucking bothered to move. If this place dies, I’m just going to take my one woman unsolicited improv show down to children's hour at the local library.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

Great so NOW I learn that the true path to power is the just be a little whiny smirky bitch strategy

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

my philosopher name is Immaculate Kunt

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

im bringing phrenology back by gripping the skulls of my white male friends + asking them to “explain this dent” whenever they say something i don’t like

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

whenever i kill off a group chat it becomes crystal clear once again that the fumes i inhaled mixing random bathroom chemicals together as a kid to make perfume gave me an edge that my stupid peasant friends can’t possibly begin to comprehend

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

i think LABRAT would be a cool name for a female solo artist because it’s like la brat + lab rat it’s both

unfortunately we’re way past that. it’s all about about nuclear war / ai dementia apocalypse these days

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 1d

i am no longer burning the cigarette at both ends for this stupid fucking company

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

they banned the female-presenting nipple from tumblr + broke this timeline

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 4d

attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

i had some top tier coping eras + they wouldn’t have been as good if i wasn’t that desperate is how i rationalize it

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

same i just think men should be outdoors breaking rocks + suffering because that’s their biology

i think they should not be allowed to cum because god said “don’t you dare cum”

yet they can’t seem to be civil about my objective opinions about their use to me

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 4d

liking men has gotten me to do such stupid things like start watching breaking bad

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

australian authorities hadcuff me + escort me off rhonda byrne’s estate

“she manifested me,” i am screaming “she subconsciously wanted to be trespassed”

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

if law attraction was real schizophrenics would have created an epidemic of wall ghouls by now

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

my mom denies naming me after chelsea clinton despite my giving me the first name chelsea + the middle name clinton

two independantly nice names that roll off the tongue, she claims

i do not know who that person is, she says

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

once the local crackhead determined i was not after his crack we were able to get married

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

we’re saying the same thing

nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

at your funeral: “he didn’t get this yellow belt for nothing, despite the post-mortem facial reconstruction you see before you. it gave him an ill-advised sense of purpose, that he loved”

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

oh ok so you have a pattern of reckless behaviour

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t believe in natural selection for humans but apparently you do

a man in a suit is standing in front of a coffin and says `` just get in the coffin . ''

ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a coffin and says `` just get in the coffin . ''

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nuclear artifacts @ www.ebay.com @pripyatpixiedust.bsky.social · 4d

if it was a Canadian one i hope you have life insurance + a sense of peace

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