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privateideation.bsky.social
@privateideation.bsky.social
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Tattooed shrink, upstanding citizen if you squint right, mostly reformed hoodlum.

Comments absolutely reflect the opinions of my employer.
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privateideation.bsky.social
Joe Spinell goes to Cannes and envisions his ideal self like this:
Joe Spinell with a thin mustache, grinning, standing next to a 35mm camera. He's wearing a white suit, black shirt, white tie, black pocket square, thin red scarf, and fedora. He's smoking a cigarette in a cigarette holder thats easily 8 inches long.
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Apparently this wasn't "appropriate" for a school.
Gustave Klimt's painting Judith I. A hammered and embossed yellow metal frame says "JUDITH AND HOLOFERNES" with embossed curly cues. The painting itself is ephemeral, with Judith essentially topless, adorned in sheer gauzy blue. Her gown, necklace, and belt are painted in gold leaf, as is much of the background. She has a look thats a mix of serenity, relief, and ecstasy on her smirking, heavy lidded face, lips just slightly parted suggesting both sexuality and threat. Less than halfway in the frame she holds the severed head of Holofernes, though it is something you might miss if you were only glancing. His eyes are closed, his mouth perhaps slack though it is shrouded in shadow. He is an afterthought.
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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A poster for Narrow Margin with Gene Hackman and Anne Archer.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
privateideation.bsky.social
What's a horror film that more people should be aware of?

Mainstream on the left, hard to find on the right.
Poster for Park Chan Wook's Stoker. Nicole Kidman stands dourly. Mia Wasikowska stands with a key around her neck, a pencil in her hand, and an inscrutable expression on her face. Matthew Goode looks vague unsettling. The tagline "DO NOT DISTURB THE FAMILY" IS OVER THEIR IMAGES. Poster for A White Dress for Marialé (AKA Spirits of Death, AKA Un bianco vestito per Marialé, AKA Exorcisme Tragique). It says "A White Dress for Marialé" in stylized red letters. A woman with blonde hair in a white dress with fluted sleeves is over a blotchy black background, she appears to have just been shot twice in the abdomen and is falling in pain.
January 16, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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Jess Franco: "Doctor Frankenstein's daughter, who is also a Doctor Frankenstein, must stop the evil mesmerist Cagliostro and his alchemically created psychic bird woman Melissa from using her father's robot to create a new race of perfect humans under his control."
Four still from Jess Franco's The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein. The first is a close up on a silver, wide eyed Frankenstein's monster. The second is the same silver monster on a table being worked on by an elderly man. The third is a screaming Cagliostro dressed inexplicably in Roman attire. The fourth is a bloody mouthed Melissa the Bird Woman staring at the sky in ecstasy after eating a man. There is nothing to suggest she is a bird.
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Its genuinely hilarious to me that theres an actual mobster with the same name. I meant this handsome devil, Joe Spinell's character from Maniac (1980).
Joe Spinell as Frank Zito with shoulder length hair coming to a widow's peak in front, smiling and oily, a thin mustache over his smirk, wearing a cream tweed jacket and a maroon dress shirt unbuttoned down at least 3 buttons with a wide 70s collar.
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
privateideation.bsky.social
You rang?
A 1 liter bottle of Original Green River Pop. The label advertises that the bright green beverage is caffeine free and has been produced since 1919. Next to it is a large cup containing a Gree River Float which is vanilla custard floating amongst neon green pop.
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Q: The Winged Serpent is a good movie , Larry Cohen is a good director, and Michael Moriarty is a good actor.
Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech" in which a man is standing in the center of a room saying something while other people are looking up at him. It is unclear if his opinion is appreciated.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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A hyperviolent Alien/Blade Runner/Silence of the Lambs (yes! really!) knock off made in 1993 with a full on cybergoth aesthetic starring Rutger Hauer, Kim Cattral, and Pete Postlethwaite.
A poster for Split Second. It features Rutger Hauer walking against a black background in black leather pants and a black leather trench coat, holding some kind of fuck huge gun slung over his shoulder. Behind him a giant, jet black monster with long claws and xeon-morph teeth looms menacingly. The poster says "he's seen the future...now he has to kill it. He'll need bigger guns."
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Hey guys, wanna be utterly unsurprised by a guy whose been with his wife longer than he hasn't?

relationship-compass.com
A non monogamy compass result with a red dot that falls in the "#tradlife" quadrant. The axes are listed "limits other to doesn't limit other" and "interested in many to interested in one." The quadrants are labeled (left to right, top to bottom) "biblical patriarch" "#tradlife" "polycule slutcloud" and "practical progressive". The result suggests that this person is about a quarter of the way into the "limits other" category and about as far into the "interested in one" category.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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An image of two muscular arms shaking hands. One is labeled "ugly on the inside" the other is labeled "just plain ugly." Where the hands meet it says "this fucking guy."
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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A daguerreotype of John Brown, aged and clean shaven, arms crossed, face creased, jaw set, eyes both cold and one fire. His expression suggests resignation, although its difficult to read.
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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First the witches guided a Groyper’s hand to Charlie’s neck, now a white stag stalks Scotland?
Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle 8’ The Wickerman, leading the community in a rousing song to help the Apple harvest by killing a violent agent of the State who was given every opportunity to make peace and always chose oppression.
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
privateideation.bsky.social
Since the rabbi already has the right answer…

Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Album Cover for Skid Row by Skid Row. Five men stand in an alley in grainy black and white with SKID ROW in lurid red paint.
October 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Sexy Larry Cohen
a screenshot of a post saying "your halloween costume is "sexy" + the last thing you google searched this year i'll be going as "sexy bus schedule"
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
privateideation.bsky.social
Turns out, there is.
A photograph of a basic claw hammer on a white background.
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Deep Throat from All the President’s Men smoking a cigarette in the dark and saying “The truth is, these aren’t very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Garth had his problems, but when he was right...
A panel from the Preacher comic. Jesse Custer, surrounded by Klansmen, is shouting at one of them saying "why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN!" to some Gump looking motherfucker.
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Joe Spinell in a loudly printed shirt, mid-length hair greasy, looking moist, holding a broken champagne bottle menacingly.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Imagine calling these men gay and thinking you were gonna leave with the same number of holes you started with.
The Isley Brothers in 1975. Six black men dressed in peak disco attire, open shirts, some coding decidedly feminine from a 2025 fashion perspective, one in a tied off crop top and sequined peacock pants striking a sassy pose.
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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A poster for the movie Cruising. Al Pacino's face is large in black and white with the word "CRUISING" beneath it and "Al Pacino is Cruising for a killer." above it. Al Pacino in a rough gay bar, the light is dark blue and subtlety pink. He's being groped by a shirtless man. Paul Sorvio with bad circles under his eyes stares numbly into a room. Joe Spinell in a policeman's uniform stands behind him looking concerned. A strikingly lit closeup of the lower half of a man's face, mid-word.
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Val Kilmer in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans reacting to a heavily medicated Nic Cage.
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Environmental storytelling.
A tube of Astroglide lies in the gutter outside of The Hidden Cove, leaking and dirty.
September 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Alright, seeing as @blackamazon.bsky.social asked for it, lets get depressing.
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Backup answer
Police asking a man if he is ok and him responding "I don't know. I'm pretty fucked up in general so its hard to gauge."
July 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM