ProbablyACatGirl
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For anyone on their first playthrough of Mass Effct 2 or the Legendary Edition, if you start AC/DC's "Jailbreak" the very moment Jack's cutscene is started you get a very conveniently queued music video
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
For anyone on their first playthrough of Mass Effct 2 or the Legendary Edition, if you start AC/DC's "Jailbreak" the very moment Jack's cutscene is started you get a very conveniently queued music video
What kind of autism did you get? I got box autism.
![14 copies of the Magic: the Gathering card Pyxis of Pandemonium. 1 colorless, Artifact. [tap symbol] each player exiles the top card of their library face down. 7 colorless, [tap symbol] sacrifice Pyxis of Pandemonium, each player turns face up all cards exiled with Pyxis of Pandemonium, then puts all permanent cards among then onto the battlefield.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:urrdgxhbbbhf2lk2ancv5qhq/bafkreifct6kc7p2wpvfsbjxb3ikrrjnyvwy5ttphadq2q67v4gifo7pwzy@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
What kind of autism did you get? I got box autism.
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Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Here's a conspiracy theory - the people who have fraudulently overextended themselves re: the AI bubble have asked Trump to tank the global economy to hide that the next big recession is going to be their fault.
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I never understand the always on their phone but never have an online order people at the dispensary.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I never understand the always on their phone but never have an online order people at the dispensary.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Saw someone complaining about being bullied for using AI by 'anonymous blueksy leftists' and I just wanna say thank you to those anonymous leftists for doing the lord's work
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Saw someone complaining about being bullied for using AI by 'anonymous blueksy leftists' and I just wanna say thank you to those anonymous leftists for doing the lord's work
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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As new Epstein files are released, keep in mind that in his first term, Trump ate, flushed, and stole documents, and his Chief of Staff burned them in the White House fireplace.
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
As new Epstein files are released, keep in mind that in his first term, Trump ate, flushed, and stole documents, and his Chief of Staff burned them in the White House fireplace.
Say Bon Voyage to Danny boy, i hope Argentina is warm.
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Say Bon Voyage to Danny boy, i hope Argentina is warm.
Nuclear family, but in the Dr. Manhattan sort of way. We're all just blue and have our genitals on full display all the time.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Nuclear family, but in the Dr. Manhattan sort of way. We're all just blue and have our genitals on full display all the time.
We have to bury Crucial before we have GTA:VI. I don't think we're getting GTA:VI...
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We have to bury Crucial before we have GTA:VI. I don't think we're getting GTA:VI...
Gonna list my favorite propaganda pieces and everyone please be cool.
Anastasia and Brooklyn-99
Anastasia and Brooklyn-99
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Gonna list my favorite propaganda pieces and everyone please be cool.
Anastasia and Brooklyn-99
Anastasia and Brooklyn-99
When Youtube Music diagnoses my depression
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When Youtube Music diagnoses my depression
how the fuck am I supposed to be training people when getting out of ned is like all of my executive function this week🙃🙃
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
how the fuck am I supposed to be training people when getting out of ned is like all of my executive function this week🙃🙃
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trans people's limits are solely defined by the bounds of their own minds.
in other words:
in other words:
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
trans people's limits are solely defined by the bounds of their own minds.
in other words:
in other words:
another year down, another year where grunge is my top played track and im in the top percentile for Green Day listening.
It was the Big Empty, Stone Temple Pilots. no this year has not been a good one, what gave it away
It was the Big Empty, Stone Temple Pilots. no this year has not been a good one, what gave it away
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
another year down, another year where grunge is my top played track and im in the top percentile for Green Day listening.
It was the Big Empty, Stone Temple Pilots. no this year has not been a good one, what gave it away
It was the Big Empty, Stone Temple Pilots. no this year has not been a good one, what gave it away
I think why Die Hard succeeded as a franchise has a lot to do with how incompetent Law Enforcement is portrayed. Like John might be a cop but the first two films did their best to not be copaganda.
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think why Die Hard succeeded as a franchise has a lot to do with how incompetent Law Enforcement is portrayed. Like John might be a cop but the first two films did their best to not be copaganda.
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Wary of the private conversations that took place today. Trying to manifest a hidden Nixon wire to dreamhack for further clarity.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Wary of the private conversations that took place today. Trying to manifest a hidden Nixon wire to dreamhack for further clarity.
The X-Files S4E16 is the only legitimate use case for an Apple VR headset.
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The X-Files S4E16 is the only legitimate use case for an Apple VR headset.
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This story confirms something I’ve long held: everyone who can afford a home in Georgetown doesn’t deserve it and should sign their deed over to me
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This story confirms something I’ve long held: everyone who can afford a home in Georgetown doesn’t deserve it and should sign their deed over to me
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November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me when I don’t want to do my job anymore: I should primary Fetterman