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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
One day scientists will be able to explain why 23 degrees Celsius feels completely different in the winter than it does in the summer.
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
One day scientists will be able to explain why 23 degrees Celsius feels completely different in the winter than it does in the summer.
There are no greater lies in this world than ‘tear here to open’ and ‘push here to open’.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are no greater lies in this world than ‘tear here to open’ and ‘push here to open’.
Ugh! Just realized it’s Friday the 13th and I haven’t even terrorized one teen! 😩
June 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ugh! Just realized it’s Friday the 13th and I haven’t even terrorized one teen! 😩
We need a term to replace “Missed Call”. I didn’t miss it, I saw the phone ring. I watched it continued to ring. I watched it stop ringing. It’s not a missed call, it’s working exactly as intended.
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We need a term to replace “Missed Call”. I didn’t miss it, I saw the phone ring. I watched it continued to ring. I watched it stop ringing. It’s not a missed call, it’s working exactly as intended.
Sometimes getting older is just suddenly, and unbeckoned, remembering your grade-school bus driver.
May 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sometimes getting older is just suddenly, and unbeckoned, remembering your grade-school bus driver.
Not me brushing my teeth in the kitchen so as not to disturb the cat sleeping in the bathroom sink.
March 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Not me brushing my teeth in the kitchen so as not to disturb the cat sleeping in the bathroom sink.
Sometimes I think I’m cool, and then I remember I was just making up fluid dynamics test questions for fun.
February 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sometimes I think I’m cool, and then I remember I was just making up fluid dynamics test questions for fun.
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There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There is still beauty in this world
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I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving
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I hope the police officers in this country who think MAGAs care about them are watching as MAGAs turn on federal law enforcement who dared to do their jobs in holding white supremacists accountable, and realize MAGAs actually only care about police as a tool of power against non-white communities.
February 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I hope the police officers in this country who think MAGAs care about them are watching as MAGAs turn on federal law enforcement who dared to do their jobs in holding white supremacists accountable, and realize MAGAs actually only care about police as a tool of power against non-white communities.
Just still so blown away by how perfect Doechii’s Tiny Desk concert was. Such talent on display. Such a gift. Simply wonderful!
December 30, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Just still so blown away by how perfect Doechii’s Tiny Desk concert was. Such talent on display. Such a gift. Simply wonderful!
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A good sentiment and yes, get that card. But also, use the card. Walking through the door of your local library and utilizing the available services (books and beyond) counts more than having the card. I used to work for the library — those numbers matter.
December 22, 2024 at 2:00 PM
A good sentiment and yes, get that card. But also, use the card. Walking through the door of your local library and utilizing the available services (books and beyond) counts more than having the card. I used to work for the library — those numbers matter.
I can use a hideously sharp kitchen knife all day without incident, but can’t move a cheese grater without drawing blood 😓
December 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I can use a hideously sharp kitchen knife all day without incident, but can’t move a cheese grater without drawing blood 😓
You know it sounds just like Amazon to abuse an immigrant worker by paying them nothing, and yet expecting them to deliver to every house in the nation in a single night.
December 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
You know it sounds just like Amazon to abuse an immigrant worker by paying them nothing, and yet expecting them to deliver to every house in the nation in a single night.
I’m sure it’s been suggested before, and I’m doubly sure I don’t know all the ramifications of this suggestion, but… Standard affordable fees for all lawyers. Why do we let wealthy individuals and corporation use their wealth to intimidate plaintiffs into withdrawing lawsuits?
December 12, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I’m sure it’s been suggested before, and I’m doubly sure I don’t know all the ramifications of this suggestion, but… Standard affordable fees for all lawyers. Why do we let wealthy individuals and corporation use their wealth to intimidate plaintiffs into withdrawing lawsuits?