ProbablyNotNoah
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what a week, huh
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January 27, 2026 at 12:05 AM
what a week, huh
Me, politely telling a student that I can tell they plagiarized their rough draft,
[0005696] Strange gaps in report texts
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Me, politely telling a student that I can tell they plagiarized their rough draft,
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
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"It all started a couple days ago when..."
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[0009162] New char spawning on top of necromancer's tower
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"It all started a couple days ago when..."
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*Record Scratch* "Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
[0004885] Music disabled by viewing dwarf
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
*Record Scratch* "Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
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no they do that actually
[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
no they do that actually
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“I tell you of my mezzanine, with its cupped sound and partial views. It’s a sick middle, a grand tier in name only. But there was a balcony where, this time, the Romeos spoke to *me* from that perch”
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“I tell you of my mezzanine, with its cupped sound and partial views. It’s a sick middle, a grand tier in name only. But there was a balcony where, this time, the Romeos spoke to *me* from that perch”
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*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
A photo you'd use as an album cover
July 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A photo you'd use as an album cover
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THAT'S GREAT!
It starts with:
❌ an earthquake
✅ birds 🥚🥚🥚
❌ snakes
✅ and aeroplanes
✅ and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🪦🪦🪦
It starts with:
❌ an earthquake
✅ birds 🥚🥚🥚
❌ snakes
✅ and aeroplanes
✅ and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🪦🪦🪦
February 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
THAT'S GREAT!
It starts with:
❌ an earthquake
✅ birds 🥚🥚🥚
❌ snakes
✅ and aeroplanes
✅ and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🪦🪦🪦
It starts with:
❌ an earthquake
✅ birds 🥚🥚🥚
❌ snakes
✅ and aeroplanes
✅ and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🪦🪦🪦