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Sic Semper Alanis
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Problem Tiger.
Pinned
Anybody else watch tiger attack videos to unwind from the creeping fascist enshittification? Just me? Cool, cool.
And I looked
And behold a striped cat:
And her name that sat upon her was Whine
And Hell followed with her
And power was given unto them
Over the fourth part of my house
To grief with claws
And with Meowing
And with the puke
On my rug
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thrice the brindled cat hath puked
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
We all agree that the real villains are Capitalism and its vile undead avatar Mr Potter but JFC Uncle Billy is useless as tits on a toilet seat.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The other day I had a full on argument inside of Audible of all things. POS could not answer basic questions about Moby Dick. What a waste of everyone’s eyeball.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Why should anyone hire an OU graduate ever again?
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me: ::watching tiger attack videos::
Stepdad: What’s that awful sound? What the hell are you watching?
Me: You don’t hear me complaining about the football game.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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They’re simultaneously arguing that soldiers have to follow all orders from the president, legal or not, but they get to ignore orders from a federal judge if they feel they’re not legal.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I don't see a ton in the way of measured "we do not hype but denialists have no honor here" chatting about AI/LLM/etc

So, if there's anybody you could hear chat at length with a mostly vertebrate interlocutor about past/present/current AI and LLM stuff--suggestions welcome? (also RTs, I guess)
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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With the Progressive Politics Research Network, we have published 8 new research briefs on the politics of housing. What does a progressive agenda on housing look like? Which elements are important? What the hurdles are and how can they be overcome?
politicscentre.nuffield.ox.ac.uk/progressive-...
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Kid: (sighs at television) I don’t CARE about your mild to moderate ulcerative colitis.
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Which would be hilarious were it not so very shortsighted and extra dumb.
a lot of imaginative fiction is actually assuming that incidental and contingent traits of 20th century america are properties of the universe
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is anyone here an e-commerce wizard? I’m helping my mom grow her side hustle into something like a real operation. It’s a fun challenge, and I’d love someone who has experience maintaining an online storefront to brainstorm with.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
John Williams sucks up all the air in the room but Alan Silvestri is an under regarded boss.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Apology ingredients

1. Remorse: I’m sorry
2. Responsibility: That I
3. Acknowledgement: Caused you harm.
4. Repair: I will fix it by doing (fill in the blank)
5. (Optional) Request forgiveness if it does not unduly obligate victim: I hope that ( we can be friends/I can regain your trust )
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I love how the Burbank airport has posted extra large, all over: NO JOKES. 💣 🙅🏼‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh hey Burbank wg?
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The immediate follow up should have been, “The fuck you just say?”
📌NOTE: There's no newsroom guidance I'm aware of that says journalists have to just sit there and take it when an ill-bred slob, and convicted felon calls them "piggy" and shrugs off the brutal killing of one of their colleagues by simply saying, "things happen."
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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"Overall, the locomotor adaptive strategy of chimpanzees appears to emphasize versatility and maneuverability rather than energy-efficient locomotion" 🧪
Chimpanzee hind limb muscle electromyographic activity patterns during locomotion
Functional interpretation of fossils documenting our early locomotor evolution relies on biomechanical analyses of modern humans and comparative sampl…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What’s really funny about the objection to public grocery stores as communism is that NYC has had them before. Had them for decades prior to the publication of The Communist Manifesto.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The continuing adventures of the Greatest Band In The Whole Damn Universe

lastheplace.com/2025/11/09/t...
The Mutaytor Returns for a One-Night Reunion in Los Angeles - LA's The Place | Los Angeles, Magazine
Music - The Mutaytor Returns for a One-Night Reunion in Los Angeles LA's The Place | Los Angeles, Magazine
lastheplace.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s so cold in Florida that iguanas are falling out of trees? Did I read that correctly?
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Anyone in PDX got a bitchin wig library I can raid?
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM