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Professor Banana 🏳️‍⚧️ 🍓
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⚠️This user will paw at you!⚠️

26 | Plushy puppy girl:3 | she/her him/him | pfp by @xnarja on X, banner by @harlockmaiden.bsky.social featuring my OC Scarlett!
Bringing this back for valentine's day. My OC Scarlett confesses to her school crush. (It's Maple 🐇 but we didn't know that yet :p)

Art by the wonderful @harlockmaiden.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Waitress says, "Say when," when grating parmesan
cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan.
There are no survivors. 😏
January 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Having enough spoons? In this economy????
January 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Downed an entire latte and like,,,,,I feel like I've got the zoomies but also sneepy at the same time????? How??????
January 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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artists rendition of evacuating with two cats who hate driving and each other and I’m too busy white-knuckle gripping the steering wheel to change the music

(we’re fine btw)
January 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Tulip says.. ELLO
January 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Am watchng MisterBNachural to awaken tha spirot of moosik inside me
January 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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She denies all accusations
January 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Tushka on a Tuesday #cat #cats #pets
January 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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January 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis grossery deliverry day. I am trytu remane calm.
January 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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I love this old photo of Mozzarella

It really highlights how she sometimes just has to yell at you
January 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Man, why'd you open a fresh can of whoopass? We still have some in the fridge!
January 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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竿役の都合で虎にアハトアハト
朝起きたらふたになっていた桃虎ちゃん
January 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bruuuuuuh why did my first banger post of the year have to pop off on X of all places
a pile of brown powder on a white background
ALT: a pile of brown powder on a white background
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Nikita 👻 #Awaria
January 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
So I think after fixating so much on #SquidGame2 and the accompanying mobile game, I have...a vision. 🏳️‍⚧️ catgirl outfit,,,,
January 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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What To Know About ‘Squid Game’ Season 2
theonion.com/what-to-know...
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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t4t ZeLink done for a patreon poll a while back 😳

[ #art #nsfw ]
December 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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decided i can post ONE cute weight gain comic here before the year is over ^u^👉👈
December 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Big n' Soft Rouge
December 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM