Matthew Safranek
@professorcookie.bsky.social
Girl Dad. Husband. Cook. Runner. Post Facto VW guy.
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Moving TBI to my website because fuck Zuck that's why.
#TodaysBadIdeaPodcast #CarShopping
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#TodaysBadIdeaPodcast #CarShopping
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Today's Bad Idea : Toyota Crown — Mystic Negro
Look, here’s the thing, your car says something about you. An Altima says, “I’m a danger to myself and those around me.” My current car says, “I do OK and have a very small penis.” A Cybertruck says, ...
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January 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Moving TBI to my website because fuck Zuck that's why.
#TodaysBadIdeaPodcast #CarShopping
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#TodaysBadIdeaPodcast #CarShopping
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As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
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He has his heart and soul in this.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He has his heart and soul in this.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
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Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
January 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hi, I’m God.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
You all died in 2016.
And yes, this is Hell.
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Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it!
Them? Eons.😉
Them? Eons.😉
January 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Think about this.. for a second. Doesn't take you much time to get it!
Them? Eons.😉
Them? Eons.😉
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My parents are in town to help with Maddie the next two weeks, and mom opened up with making cassoulet for dinner with kielbasa and polish bacon the brought with them
January 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My parents are in town to help with Maddie the next two weeks, and mom opened up with making cassoulet for dinner with kielbasa and polish bacon the brought with them
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From the aclu if ice come to your door
January 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
From the aclu if ice come to your door
I mean yeah, I guess we can’t pay more for eggs if there are none
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I mean yeah, I guess we can’t pay more for eggs if there are none
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Re-Post if you think Kamala Harris should have become the 1st Female President Of The United States
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Re-Post if you think Kamala Harris should have become the 1st Female President Of The United States
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Don’t let anyone convince you that that was “allegedly” or “accidentally“. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Don’t let anyone convince you that that was “allegedly” or “accidentally“. You know what you saw.
“Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the king of kings
A better life imagined in his eyes
A veil of finely calibrated lies”
Glory to the king of kings
A better life imagined in his eyes
A veil of finely calibrated lies”
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the king of kings
A better life imagined in his eyes
A veil of finely calibrated lies”
Glory to the king of kings
A better life imagined in his eyes
A veil of finely calibrated lies”
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The Mission Statement for the coming years. 🇺🇸
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Mission Statement for the coming years. 🇺🇸
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Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.
January 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Remember, today especially, that MLK said America suffers not just from "the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people but for the appalling silence of the good people." Keep the faith. Keep up the fight.
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I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.
January 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I can’t believe ‘Keeping Up With The Insurrectionists’ got a second season.
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I often have to remind myself that creation is iteration
First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique
You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one
First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique
You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I often have to remind myself that creation is iteration
First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique
You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one
First make it exist
Then make it good
Then make it unique
You can’t expect yourself to roll all steps into one
Maddie working with new art tools. Love it!
January 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Maddie working with new art tools. Love it!