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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 1d

I think it’s like matter of national importance that these fucking dweebs be relentlessly mocked and made fun of.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 3d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 8d

So cool that every finance guy is a bridge and tunnel dickhead who treats the subway from lower manhattan to grand central like it’s their personal, moving conference room.

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 9d

So are all these officers supposed to like clap at the end of this charade or what? How do you even respond to this?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14d

a sniveling coward who makes up for his deep-seated feelings of inadequacy by worshipping death, violence and the domination of others — many such cases

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14d

really interesting to me that pete hegseth — who incidentally was accused of domestic abuse — is obsessed with war crimes

Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 14d

The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 17d

Looking like a honeybaked ham

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17d

looking good brotha 👍

A screenshot from Fox News' The Ingraham Angle showing footage of Donald Trump answering questions on Air Force One this past Sunday and he looks so goddam weird, he is absolutely CAKED in fake tanner

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17d

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 22d

Stephen miller is such a fucking dweeb. Should’ve shoved that fucker into more lockers in high school, maybe we wouldn’t be where we are if someone did.

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 23d

jesus christ, man, save some for the rest of us.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23d

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Apologies for not adding alt text to all these photos. My cat is screaming her head off and if I don't let her outside right this instance, where I have to accompany her, I might die.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23d

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 25d

What is the word for the weird, spooky sound we’ve decided e-vehicles should make in lieu of a combustion engine?

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 26d

Using aero bars is grounds for being pistol-whipped.

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 26d

Riding exercise laps in the park after 7am is peak antisocial behavior and you deserve to be shunned.

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 27d

If there is anything I’ve learned this week it is that I am going to keep my child extremely far the fuck away from the internet.

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 27d

From the stress, pounding 75 monsters and coffee, drugs, all of the above? The possibilities are endless!

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 27d

Jesus fucking Christ

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 28d

A school-age child in Los Angeles has died of a rare complication from measles, years after being infected with the virus.

Los Angeles child dies from rare measles complication years after recovery

The health department said the death is a "painful reminder" of how dangerous measles can be in unvaccinated people.

nbcnews.to

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · 28d

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28d

Losing my goddamned mind.

We can condemn political violence without valorizing a destructive, hateful bigot.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · Sep 8

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · Sep 5

Who among us hasn’t put our high school letterman’s jacket on just to see how it feels again.

Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · Sep 5

LET ERIC ADAMS KEEP WEARING THE SHIRT THAT SAYS 'MAYOR' WHEN HE'S NOT MAYOR

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Liz Thurmond @countmystars.bsky.social · Sep 1

Apple is sneaking AI into everything. Turn off enhanced visual search on your photos:

Apple opts everyone into having their Photos analyzed by Al

Settings -> Apps -> Photos -> Enhanced Visual
Search (all the way at the bottom)

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · Sep 2

Dumb Angels guys.
www.immaculategrid.com/remember
@defector.com

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · Aug 31

There should be a subway line under Northern Blvd.

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Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · Aug 30

If he does kick it Stephen miller should commit seppuku. It’s only fair.

Bryan Perret @pryanberret.bsky.social · Aug 28

This is probably an issue with my broken brain, but I can’t read about legionnaires’ disease outbreaks in the city without thinking of the Decemberists song.