#1 splatoon enjoyer
@puddle-ranger.bsky.social
I quit Twitter years ago because I never posted and ruined my brain with doomscrolling. Gonna try to make friends and post this time, though.
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this has 18k views over on TikTok and people are really making their voices heard in the comments
SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
this has 18k views over on TikTok and people are really making their voices heard in the comments
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha
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I can't read this third person perspective bullshit
July 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I can't read this third person perspective bullshit
Torn between making my first post just inane bullshit or the perfect first post.
September 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Torn between making my first post just inane bullshit or the perfect first post.