SourPatch
@pulitzerplies.bsky.social
Grits cooking bitch. Something like a SourPatch. Lover of good chaos. Bookworm. One hiking ass nigga 🥾🌲🌳🍂🍁
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SourPatch
@pulitzerplies.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I'm a hiking ass nigga so you may get random photos of nature.
Definitely my favorite Christmas movie of all time.
People trying to argue that Friday After Next isn’t a Christmas movie is the dumbest shit that happens on the internet
Like bitch look at the movie poster! Lmao get out my face fr being dumb
Like bitch look at the movie poster! Lmao get out my face fr being dumb
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Definitely my favorite Christmas movie of all time.
Eeeeeeeyuck!!! He needs to be put down, immediately.
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Eeeeeeeyuck!!! He needs to be put down, immediately.
I was singing Sometimes X Britney Spears at karaoke tonight. As I was reading the lyrics that shit started to resonate. I think the liquor had kicked in. 🤣😂😂
We love a self-aware queen.
We love a self-aware queen.
a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
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December 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was singing Sometimes X Britney Spears at karaoke tonight. As I was reading the lyrics that shit started to resonate. I think the liquor had kicked in. 🤣😂😂
We love a self-aware queen.
We love a self-aware queen.
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we knew the announcement was coming right here
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
we knew the announcement was coming right here
Cut more people off.
I camped and backpacked for the first time ever in a foreign country.
I pushed my body to its highest capability and surprised the shit out of myself.
I healed more.
I maintained my peace and sanity.
Traveled abroad for the second time in my life.
I fell more in love w/ me.
I camped and backpacked for the first time ever in a foreign country.
I pushed my body to its highest capability and surprised the shit out of myself.
I healed more.
I maintained my peace and sanity.
Traveled abroad for the second time in my life.
I fell more in love w/ me.
Dear fellow nutty folks up b4 2am,
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cut more people off.
I camped and backpacked for the first time ever in a foreign country.
I pushed my body to its highest capability and surprised the shit out of myself.
I healed more.
I maintained my peace and sanity.
Traveled abroad for the second time in my life.
I fell more in love w/ me.
I camped and backpacked for the first time ever in a foreign country.
I pushed my body to its highest capability and surprised the shit out of myself.
I healed more.
I maintained my peace and sanity.
Traveled abroad for the second time in my life.
I fell more in love w/ me.
I'll never forgive JC for asking us was it his thug appeal??
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'll never forgive JC for asking us was it his thug appeal??
I am a single childless woman. The limit does not exist. I can literally do whatever I want. Freedom to just be.
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I am a single childless woman. The limit does not exist. I can literally do whatever I want. Freedom to just be.
I am losing my shit at this pitbull. 😂🤣
He's an Australian shepherd/pitt mix.
He's an Australian shepherd/pitt mix.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am losing my shit at this pitbull. 😂🤣
He's an Australian shepherd/pitt mix.
He's an Australian shepherd/pitt mix.
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I’m a space heater in the morniiiiiing
I’m a fan in the afternoooooon
I’m a fan in the afternoooooon
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m a space heater in the morniiiiiing
I’m a fan in the afternoooooon
I’m a fan in the afternoooooon
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Rewatching The Big C and Nurse Jackie because my subconscious is working through grief and Ladies and Gents, Eve Best!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Rewatching The Big C and Nurse Jackie because my subconscious is working through grief and Ladies and Gents, Eve Best!!!
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Grief is hitting so hard today and God has it on my heart to share. So I will. If there’s anything in life you feel like you want to do, do it. Be it relationships, friends, family, careers, education. Do it while the people who are proud of you are around to see you do it.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Grief is hitting so hard today and God has it on my heart to share. So I will. If there’s anything in life you feel like you want to do, do it. Be it relationships, friends, family, careers, education. Do it while the people who are proud of you are around to see you do it.
IKTR "I'm too fly for that"
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
IKTR "I'm too fly for that"
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He gonna cry in the car
thought he could call her stupid and she chewed his ass right on up.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
He gonna cry in the car
My dog throughout the night will get up see if Im sleep so he can get in my bed. That fucker think he slick.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My dog throughout the night will get up see if Im sleep so he can get in my bed. That fucker think he slick.
This shit still funny. 😂🤣
All my American friends were clowning me about the Drake lookalike contest in Toronto this weekend but I'm screaming at this girl (makayla.chamberss on IG) being the top winner 😭😭😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This shit still funny. 😂🤣
"16"
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"16"
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When people criticize you for being short, they're really just saying that the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When people criticize you for being short, they're really just saying that the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
I have gained like 6 pounds from these snow days. My neck cannot take a another one.
January 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I have gained like 6 pounds from these snow days. My neck cannot take a another one.
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A single blunt can absolutely create life long friendships.
December 26, 2024 at 9:04 PM
A single blunt can absolutely create life long friendships.
Babes on Hulu did a great job deterring me from child birth. I too sceamed when the Dr. pulled out that big ass needle.
December 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Babes on Hulu did a great job deterring me from child birth. I too sceamed when the Dr. pulled out that big ass needle.
I'm really a humanitarian at heart. I want the solution that benefits everyone. The problem is I'm surrounded by individuals and not a broader community for everyone. Why must we exist with these exclusionary norms.
December 23, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I'm really a humanitarian at heart. I want the solution that benefits everyone. The problem is I'm surrounded by individuals and not a broader community for everyone. Why must we exist with these exclusionary norms.
The Night King showed his ass in this episode.
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
The Night King showed his ass in this episode.
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