PurbleBurd
@purbleburd.bsky.social
Half purple, half vtuber, all bird
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
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February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
Clearly I was becoming too powerful because the universe has seen fit to nerf me again (sinus infection)
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Clearly I was becoming too powerful because the universe has seen fit to nerf me again (sinus infection)
Pick me up and move me around like a chicken but my head doesn't stabilize and just moves around like normal so you put me down again in disappointment
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Pick me up and move me around like a chicken but my head doesn't stabilize and just moves around like normal so you put me down again in disappointment
I refuse to believe this is a real feature
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I refuse to believe this is a real feature
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Time to dust this one off again
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Time to dust this one off again
Someone please talk me out of buying this 20 year old laptop oh my god
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Someone please talk me out of buying this 20 year old laptop oh my god
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"we need ai to come up with npc text" ffxiv players are currently bonding and paying tribute to a glitched lvl 1 mob with no name
December 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"we need ai to come up with npc text" ffxiv players are currently bonding and paying tribute to a glitched lvl 1 mob with no name
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.
I genuinely think kids in the mid-to-late aughts growing up on emulators (read: piracy) may genuinely have been far, far healthier for the future of the industry than all the kids growing up on stuff like Roblox being the norm.
THIS SHIT'S GOTTA BE RUINING KIDS EXPERIENCES WITH GAMING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.
Ever since I was a baby bird I always knew I wanted to have no responsibilities and play forever
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ever since I was a baby bird I always knew I wanted to have no responsibilities and play forever
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
Flew into a window yesterday, just to feel something.
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Flew into a window yesterday, just to feel something.
They're so committed to the "human/forerunner" Halo retcon that they have to remake the whole first game to push the narrative to an entire new console audience with ai voices to cover up inconvenient dialogue and all new missions about how humans and forerunners are definitely different species
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They're so committed to the "human/forerunner" Halo retcon that they have to remake the whole first game to push the narrative to an entire new console audience with ai voices to cover up inconvenient dialogue and all new missions about how humans and forerunners are definitely different species
Tormented Souls 2 came out but I'm moving this weekend... ಥ<ಥ
Maybe next week for Halloween...
Maybe next week for Halloween...
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tormented Souls 2 came out but I'm moving this weekend... ಥ<ಥ
Maybe next week for Halloween...
Maybe next week for Halloween...
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists | Commander's Herald
studies/one guy who talks louder than everyone else have shown that not saying nice things about card games is linked directly to the Soviet ideology.
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October 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Magic: The Gathering Survey Asks Players Which Content Creators They Suspect Are Communists
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I don't know why everyone is so worked up about this Louvre heist, that candy didn't even taste good
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I don't know why everyone is so worked up about this Louvre heist, that candy didn't even taste good
I don't want to sound overdramatic but I believe real estate agents should be tried in the Hague. Right after all the actual landlords are... huh? Sorry, post cancelled, my lawyer is shaking her head and waving her hand in front of her neck, I'm gonna go see what's wrong, she might be choking.
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't want to sound overdramatic but I believe real estate agents should be tried in the Hague. Right after all the actual landlords are... huh? Sorry, post cancelled, my lawyer is shaking her head and waving her hand in front of her neck, I'm gonna go see what's wrong, she might be choking.
The search for a new place is not going very smoothly, anyone got a line on a good etsy witch?
October 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The search for a new place is not going very smoothly, anyone got a line on a good etsy witch?
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
90s media made me think I'd encounter slam poetry way more than I actually have
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
90s media made me think I'd encounter slam poetry way more than I actually have
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I don't think I've ever had as many technical problems with a game as I've had with the new(ish) Indiana Jones game. On the bright side, when it does decide to work and I get several hours of flawless playtime, it's very tedious and repetitive.
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don't think I've ever had as many technical problems with a game as I've had with the new(ish) Indiana Jones game. On the bright side, when it does decide to work and I get several hours of flawless playtime, it's very tedious and repetitive.