King Purcival
@purcival.bsky.social
Closet agoraphobic. 😨
Movie fanatic. 🎥
Wannabe Game Dev 🎮
Obsessive-compulsive. 🧠
Creating internet content since 2006. 💾
Movie fanatic. 🎥
Wannabe Game Dev 🎮
Obsessive-compulsive. 🧠
Creating internet content since 2006. 💾
I said it once, and I'll say it again. This Elon and Trump situation is likely going to end exactly like The Lion King.
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I said it once, and I'll say it again. This Elon and Trump situation is likely going to end exactly like The Lion King.
I will NEVER understand why the Knicks don't hold the ball when they are up. The only logical reason is that gambling is controlling sports.
That Pacers VS Knicks game was one of the best WWE matches I've seen in a while.
That Pacers VS Knicks game was one of the best WWE matches I've seen in a while.
May 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I will NEVER understand why the Knicks don't hold the ball when they are up. The only logical reason is that gambling is controlling sports.
That Pacers VS Knicks game was one of the best WWE matches I've seen in a while.
That Pacers VS Knicks game was one of the best WWE matches I've seen in a while.
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To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
Trump’s tariffs are so insane he just taxed an island of penguins.
Mayor Oswald Cobblepot slammed the move saying, “Trump’s only here to protect billionaires like Bruce Wayne and penguins shouldn’t let this fly.”
Mayor Oswald Cobblepot slammed the move saying, “Trump’s only here to protect billionaires like Bruce Wayne and penguins shouldn’t let this fly.”
April 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump’s tariffs are so insane he just taxed an island of penguins.
Mayor Oswald Cobblepot slammed the move saying, “Trump’s only here to protect billionaires like Bruce Wayne and penguins shouldn’t let this fly.”
Mayor Oswald Cobblepot slammed the move saying, “Trump’s only here to protect billionaires like Bruce Wayne and penguins shouldn’t let this fly.”
Cory Booker spent 25+ hours fighting for America.
Trump spent $25+ million of our money playing golf.
One made history. The other made tee time.
Trump spent $25+ million of our money playing golf.
One made history. The other made tee time.
April 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Cory Booker spent 25+ hours fighting for America.
Trump spent $25+ million of our money playing golf.
One made history. The other made tee time.
Trump spent $25+ million of our money playing golf.
One made history. The other made tee time.
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Bless Cory Booker for staying up all night to speak out against these evil morons. This is the kind of fight that we are all looking for.
April 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bless Cory Booker for staying up all night to speak out against these evil morons. This is the kind of fight that we are all looking for.
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Senator Cory Booker has started his 18th hour of a filibuster on the Senate floor.
Thank you, Cory, for standing up for our veterans and the VA!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you, Cory, for standing up for our veterans and the VA!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
April 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Senator Cory Booker has started his 18th hour of a filibuster on the Senate floor.
Thank you, Cory, for standing up for our veterans and the VA!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you, Cory, for standing up for our veterans and the VA!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
We’re only 3 months into the year and Pete Hegseth has already accidentally leaked secret US military war plans.
The President says he didn't know about it.
Surely the people who were furious about Hillary’s emails and Biden’s lack of control will be equally outraged by this… right?
RIGHT?
The President says he didn't know about it.
Surely the people who were furious about Hillary’s emails and Biden’s lack of control will be equally outraged by this… right?
RIGHT?
March 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We’re only 3 months into the year and Pete Hegseth has already accidentally leaked secret US military war plans.
The President says he didn't know about it.
Surely the people who were furious about Hillary’s emails and Biden’s lack of control will be equally outraged by this… right?
RIGHT?
The President says he didn't know about it.
Surely the people who were furious about Hillary’s emails and Biden’s lack of control will be equally outraged by this… right?
RIGHT?
If DOGE was finding fraud, people would be in prison for fraud. Instead, people protesting Elon Musk are the ones getting locked up.
March 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
If DOGE was finding fraud, people would be in prison for fraud. Instead, people protesting Elon Musk are the ones getting locked up.
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All you need to know about Twitter
March 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All you need to know about Twitter
Prepare yourself for the greatest acrobatic show on earth!
On March 14th, USA Veterans will protest nationwide in support of the U.S. Constitution, and the mental gymnastics MAGA will pull off to explain it will be gold medal worthy. 🍿
On March 14th, USA Veterans will protest nationwide in support of the U.S. Constitution, and the mental gymnastics MAGA will pull off to explain it will be gold medal worthy. 🍿
March 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Prepare yourself for the greatest acrobatic show on earth!
On March 14th, USA Veterans will protest nationwide in support of the U.S. Constitution, and the mental gymnastics MAGA will pull off to explain it will be gold medal worthy. 🍿
On March 14th, USA Veterans will protest nationwide in support of the U.S. Constitution, and the mental gymnastics MAGA will pull off to explain it will be gold medal worthy. 🍿
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“Twitter’s down!”
but just imagine it being said the same way Cousin Randy says, “Shitter’s full!”
but just imagine it being said the same way Cousin Randy says, “Shitter’s full!”
March 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“Twitter’s down!”
but just imagine it being said the same way Cousin Randy says, “Shitter’s full!”
but just imagine it being said the same way Cousin Randy says, “Shitter’s full!”
DOGE logic:
$3 Million in free meals for the elderly in need. 🚫
$3 Million for 1 golf trip for the President.✅
It was never about efficiency, it was about greed.
$3 Million in free meals for the elderly in need. 🚫
$3 Million for 1 golf trip for the President.✅
It was never about efficiency, it was about greed.
March 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
DOGE logic:
$3 Million in free meals for the elderly in need. 🚫
$3 Million for 1 golf trip for the President.✅
It was never about efficiency, it was about greed.
$3 Million in free meals for the elderly in need. 🚫
$3 Million for 1 golf trip for the President.✅
It was never about efficiency, it was about greed.
The US government is currently a giant Matryoshka Doll. On the outside it’s Donald Trump and JD Vance and on the inside it’s Elon Musk and Vladmir Putin.
March 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The US government is currently a giant Matryoshka Doll. On the outside it’s Donald Trump and JD Vance and on the inside it’s Elon Musk and Vladmir Putin.
They won't release the unredacted Epstein Files because ██████ █████ was his best friend.
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
They won't release the unredacted Epstein Files because ██████ █████ was his best friend.
Fable is getting delayed until 2026 apparently. I think that's not bad, I rather them get it working well before they release it. Also with GTA 6 on the way it's smart to release at another time.
I still remember my first time playing Fable. Do you?
I still remember my first time playing Fable. Do you?
February 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fable is getting delayed until 2026 apparently. I think that's not bad, I rather them get it working well before they release it. Also with GTA 6 on the way it's smart to release at another time.
I still remember my first time playing Fable. Do you?
I still remember my first time playing Fable. Do you?
After getting booed by Canada, the Trump administration has decided to replace The Star-Spangled Banner with the Russian national anthem. Can’t imagine anyone objecting to that.
February 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
After getting booed by Canada, the Trump administration has decided to replace The Star-Spangled Banner with the Russian national anthem. Can’t imagine anyone objecting to that.
People: Putin invaded Ukraine!
Trump: okay, but what was Ukraine wearing?
Trump: okay, but what was Ukraine wearing?
February 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
People: Putin invaded Ukraine!
Trump: okay, but what was Ukraine wearing?
Trump: okay, but what was Ukraine wearing?
Remember when Justin Timberlake took out Janet Jackson's titty at the Super Bowl?
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Remember when Justin Timberlake took out Janet Jackson's titty at the Super Bowl?
In a stunning turn of events, Elon Musk says he will rehire the recently resigned, white supremacist, DOGE employee, Marko Elez.
It turns out, promoting white supremacy and eugenics isn't a deal-breaker when your work for a Nazi.
Shocking. 🙄
It turns out, promoting white supremacy and eugenics isn't a deal-breaker when your work for a Nazi.
Shocking. 🙄
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
In a stunning turn of events, Elon Musk says he will rehire the recently resigned, white supremacist, DOGE employee, Marko Elez.
It turns out, promoting white supremacy and eugenics isn't a deal-breaker when your work for a Nazi.
Shocking. 🙄
It turns out, promoting white supremacy and eugenics isn't a deal-breaker when your work for a Nazi.
Shocking. 🙄
MAGA went from claiming Obama couldn’t be President because he was ‘born in Africa’ to letting an actual South African do whatever he wants to the U.S. government.
I guess it was never really about where he was from.
I guess it was never really about where he was from.
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
MAGA went from claiming Obama couldn’t be President because he was ‘born in Africa’ to letting an actual South African do whatever he wants to the U.S. government.
I guess it was never really about where he was from.
I guess it was never really about where he was from.
If the US moves Palestinians to neighboring countries Israel will use that as an excuse to continue war with those neighboring countries.
This is chess, not checkers.
This is chess, not checkers.
February 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If the US moves Palestinians to neighboring countries Israel will use that as an excuse to continue war with those neighboring countries.
This is chess, not checkers.
This is chess, not checkers.
In order to kill the rumors that he’s a Nazi, Elon Musk gave a heavily protested speech to a group of neo-Nazis in Germany about racial purity.
In other news, Tesla vehicles are now being referred to as swasticars.
It’s day 7.
In other news, Tesla vehicles are now being referred to as swasticars.
It’s day 7.
January 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In order to kill the rumors that he’s a Nazi, Elon Musk gave a heavily protested speech to a group of neo-Nazis in Germany about racial purity.
In other news, Tesla vehicles are now being referred to as swasticars.
It’s day 7.
In other news, Tesla vehicles are now being referred to as swasticars.
It’s day 7.
Roseanne Barr released a rap song and totally missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to call herself Roseanne Barz.
Also, this might surprise you, but the song is actually pretty fucking trash.
Also, this might surprise you, but the song is actually pretty fucking trash.
January 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Roseanne Barr released a rap song and totally missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to call herself Roseanne Barz.
Also, this might surprise you, but the song is actually pretty fucking trash.
Also, this might surprise you, but the song is actually pretty fucking trash.
Them: California is burning because they’ve sinned against God.
Me: Oh, right, because wildfires are so different from the 8 tornadoes, a hurricane, and a flood you had last year. What did y’all confess—stealing the neighbor’s casserole recipe?
Me: Oh, right, because wildfires are so different from the 8 tornadoes, a hurricane, and a flood you had last year. What did y’all confess—stealing the neighbor’s casserole recipe?
January 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Them: California is burning because they’ve sinned against God.
Me: Oh, right, because wildfires are so different from the 8 tornadoes, a hurricane, and a flood you had last year. What did y’all confess—stealing the neighbor’s casserole recipe?
Me: Oh, right, because wildfires are so different from the 8 tornadoes, a hurricane, and a flood you had last year. What did y’all confess—stealing the neighbor’s casserole recipe?