Tim Newman
quan-tgmn.bsky.social
Tim Newman
@quan-tgmn.bsky.social
quantum engineer/music nerd with a demonstrated commitment to The Vibe.
playing musical chairs in the 4f shell with telecom photons and a can-do attitude.
not straight.
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🚨 #CentresOfExcellence #CE26 announcement:

❗️Outcomes announced publicly for ARC Centres of Excellence 2026❗️

See ARC's RMS for list ➡️ https://rms.arc.gov.au/RMS/Report/Download/Report/a3f6be6e-33f7-4fb5-98a6-7526aaa184cf/288

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December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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oh?? it's a crime now?? to be a bad cook??? a forgetful bad cook??? a forgetful bad cook who wanted to destroy the evidence of being a bad cook????
July 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ben Mendehlson must have based his depiction of Krennic on the guy who hosts aquaerobics at victoria park pool. he’s absolutely chewing the scenery out here, rizzing up and then tearing down the ladies while they do their leg extensions, all while S Club 7 is playing. Iconic.
June 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Hear me out:

Robocop: The Musical
June 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
line height and kerning matter,.
June 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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This rocks and importantly: it's not an even fight. Elon is going to get thrown around like an unsecured child in a rollover accident. He's going to end up more shoved into a locker than anybody in human history
June 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Nobel Prize Laureate Kip Thorne speaking yesterday at the Albert Einstein Institute in Postdam, Germany:
"Donald Trump is destroying America's capacity for [leading science]. We are counting on Europe to take over here and elsewhere." ⚛️ 🧪
June 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i love winter because i get to dress like a rich persons toddler
June 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lattice surgery paper outclassed by 60s artist
Art of the day

Thomas Downing, Untitled, 1960
June 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Bored of Going on your phone? Try Going on your phone Again
May 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Meanwhile, 1000 IP addresses from OpenAI just tried to slurp content from my site without permission. Their model *is* theft. Period.
May 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the two saddest things about andor season 2’s ending:
1. no more Andor
2. the thought of all the missed opportunities, and that so much star wars could have been this good.
May 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i love how it turns out that the ships in star wars are basically all fueled by GHB
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@funkentechno.bsky.social thanks for the reminder
FP-Oner - Smiles
d-.-b
May 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
May 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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it's really funny to imagine going back to January when people were tipping a Peter Dutton to be PM and telling someone "actually he's going to lose so badly that it splits up a stable, governing political partnership that's existed for the better of a century"
May 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
dad, why did you call my sister rose
because your mother loves roses, now stop asking questions David Littleproud Publicly Embracing Pushing His Party Into Obscurity
May 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
NOALITION NOALITION NOALITION
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
'half of everything is luck, James'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLF3...
GoldenEye Opening Scene
YouTube video by DB Film Scenes
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
my gossipy ass could not have been a juror in the mushroom trial
May 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
put the kettle on, we'll be here for a while

youtu.be/uXcD32ap3ak?...
Ricardo Villalobos - The Contempt (Trip Through Tools Mix)
YouTube video by Do Funkk
youtu.be
May 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
how do you explain to the person on the bus looking at you inquisitively and sympathetically that you’re fine, you’re just listening to Kate Bush
May 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM