Quantum Jump
@quantum-jump.bsky.social
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Getting a lot out of that triangle button
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Getting a lot out of that triangle button
standing next to a guy at the bus stop scrolling tiktok at full volume and every other video he watches has the same song in the background that sounds like if Nickelback were slavic
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
standing next to a guy at the bus stop scrolling tiktok at full volume and every other video he watches has the same song in the background that sounds like if Nickelback were slavic
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Got a job for you, 621. This one’s from Jebediah Kerman’s Junkyard and Spacecraft Parts Co.
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Got a job for you, 621. This one’s from Jebediah Kerman’s Junkyard and Spacecraft Parts Co.
Toxic Yuri (invading my girlfriend's side of the bed)
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Toxic Yuri (invading my girlfriend's side of the bed)
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when bigots say "I lost friends" because of their transphobia they just mean that their friends don't like them because they're bigots
when I say I have lost friends because of those same bigot's transphobia it means they're dead. they're fucking gone. they are not coming back and I could lose more
when I say I have lost friends because of those same bigot's transphobia it means they're dead. they're fucking gone. they are not coming back and I could lose more
April 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
when bigots say "I lost friends" because of their transphobia they just mean that their friends don't like them because they're bigots
when I say I have lost friends because of those same bigot's transphobia it means they're dead. they're fucking gone. they are not coming back and I could lose more
when I say I have lost friends because of those same bigot's transphobia it means they're dead. they're fucking gone. they are not coming back and I could lose more
@doodlemancy.com hi! I barely use bluesky, I've never posted and I think you're my first follow but we were mutuals on cohost and it would be nice to keep in contact somehow :)
September 10, 2024 at 10:56 AM
@doodlemancy.com hi! I barely use bluesky, I've never posted and I think you're my first follow but we were mutuals on cohost and it would be nice to keep in contact somehow :)