Biting and scratching

this was some real shit and shut my dumbass up quick

I've been a-blockin' and a-mutin' all afternoon but I want everyone to know that I never block for this reply, though the universe gives me multiple opportunities every day. Many would block, but I have the patience of a saint. Go in peace, little one.

New York is a-changin'.

To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

really brings a tear to my eye

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

is this good

Oh, my...

Me when it rains

I’m kittying it up in the litter box rn