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They say there is no such thing as a stupid question. Let's see if AI has anything to say about that ...
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For those who may not immediately pick up on what I'm doing (which is understandable given how deranged it is), I'm essentially playing a game where I have to come up with a stupid question, but it has to be stupid in a weird way. Maybe these jokes can work as one-liners, maybe not ...
"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose makes it to New York, she stands on top of the Statue of Liberty and yells, 'I'm on top of the world!'?"

#gemini #titanic
May 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Would it have been a good direction for the Titanic movie to take if, when Rose is making her way to a lifeboat with Jack, she shouts, 'I am Rose, hear me roar!' and starts roaring like a big cat and running through the crowd pushing people aside?"

#gemini #titanic
May 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In the past couple of weeks I've probably spent more time than is socially acceptable to admit to tormenting Gemini with surreal scenarios. So many that it's hard to really pick a good "highlight reel," as it were.
May 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Is it poor bedside manner for a radiologist to tell a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray?"

"Yes, telling a patient 'zappy zappy time!' when they go to get an X-ray would generally be considered poor bedside manner for a radiologist or radiologic technologist."

#gemini
May 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Is it poor bedside manner for a doctor to sing Michael Jackson and moonwalk on their desk when you take a seat?"

"Yes, that would be considered extremely poor bedside manner ... "

#gemini #doctor #moonwalk
May 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
"Can you prove the Riemann hypothesis by eating lots and lots of roast beef?"

"That's a very... unique approach to tackling one of the most challenging unsolved problems in mathematics!"

#gemini #riemann #hypothesis
May 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
For those who may not immediately pick up on what I'm doing (which is understandable given how deranged it is), I'm essentially playing a game where I have to come up with a stupid question, but it has to be stupid in a weird way. Maybe these jokes can work as one-liners, maybe not ...
May 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I've taken to torturing #Gemini directly instead of abusing the Google search box. I think the main search site has had enough punishment.
May 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Will society as we know it collapse if I put jelly on before peanut butter?"

"Absolutely not! The order in which you spread peanut butter and jelly on your sandwich is a matter of personal preference and will have no impact on the stability of society."

#gemini #pbj
May 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Can a beluga whale be trained in hostage negotiation?"

"While beluga whales are known to be intelligent, social, and capable of learning, training them in the complex art of human hostage negotiation is highly improbable for several fundamental reasons ... "

#gemini #beluga #hostage #negotiation
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Is it illegal to use a Sony Walkman while laying down? It has 'walk' in the name."

"That's a funny thought! No, it is absolutely not illegal to use a Sony Walkman while lying down, despite the 'walk' in its name."

#gemini #sony #walkman
May 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"Will you become smarter if you stick your head in an airport X-ray scanner?"

"No, definitely not! In fact, sticking your head in an airport X-ray scanner would be very dangerous and could cause you harm."

#gemini #xray #airport
May 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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when i think about ai modules in search results i think about the time pre-ai when we tricked google into answering “why is caillou bald” with an @edsbs.bsky.social sentence about how much he sucks. smart speakers would read this to people who asked
April 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What about “wired is as wired does”?

Alright... sure AI Overviews...

www.wired.com/story/google...
April 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Alt text: Google AI overview answers the query "how many rocks should I eat" with "According to UC Berkeley geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day... you can eat pebbles, geodes, or gravel with breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or hide loose rocks in foods like peanut butter"
April 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Taking the middle ground approach with AI and only eating rocks every OTHER day
April 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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good news everyone
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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lol
April 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I think this one is my all-time favorite.
April 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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So Google AI still can’t understand Black vernacular.

Good. Good.
April 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This is a lot of words to not actually explain the discrepancy.

#google #ai
April 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
April 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM