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Jady Marmalade
@rabid-child.bsky.social
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Ancient hag. Grows apples, pets cats; not rabid, often childish. Adequate cook, middling gardener, accidental Michigander, wife to @amyrussell.bsky.social and heat source to felines. Distracted by trees.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · Aug 28
Hey, wanna see some pretty apples?

Ours are coming in, so I thought I’d share.

This is Bloody Ploughman. 🌱
A dark, dark red apple with a russeted stem cavity being held in someone’s (my) hand as seen from above.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 1m
I guess we’ll find out soon if the Nobel committee is another victim of Trump’s protection racket.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21m
Rep. Brian Mast: "Everybody has been talking about, 'Will he get the Nobel Peace Prize?' -- those academics and elites sitting in Norway, that board of people that decide it, they need to give President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize."

(Trump praised Mast for this Fox hit on Truth Social.)
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 9m
C’mon, polyploidy is cool!
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 12h
Right? The (online) world was soooo much smaller then.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 12h
Clearly that doesn’t rise to the level of people saying “food insecurity.”
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 12h
Is it true that you knew one of the founders of antifa?
Young Frankenstein GIF
Alt: Frau Blucher in Young Frankenstein saying “Yes! Say it! He was…. my boyfriend!”
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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 13h
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 12h
Because of this post, I found out yesterday that Theo Von is 45 and I cannot stop thinking about that because it was embarrassing enough when I thought he was like 28. That’s a 45yo man LOL. Some men really do the least and still thrive.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 2d
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 13h
Murr(uh)vull
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 13h
If you consider Usenet a form of social media, then yes— 31 years ago I met someone on rec.arts.bodyart looking for nose rings. We were in the same town, so we met for coffee.

We’ve been together since, and that’s pretty great.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 13h
Maryville is another good’un.
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Prof. Sharlene Santana @sesantana.bsky.social · 17h
Probably more than you ever wanted to know about #bat turbinals, in our most recent paper – check it out!
anatomypubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
Functional microanatomy of nasal turbinals in bats
Iodine-enhanced micro-CT (diceCT) scanning allows visualization of whole bat heads (a, showing Anoura geoffroyi) as well as internal structures such as nasal turbinals, including their mucosal coveri...
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 18h
I’m in trouble over on threads because I said a child could probably palm Stephen Millers tiny head.
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 20h
Watching so many people in high places go through the motions of polling and median-voter whispering can make you feel like you're in Bodysnatchers. It's worth a reminder that the typical experience of tyranny is...basically normal life. Which means we have to will ourselves to fight harder.
The Median Experience Of Tyranny
If the politics of tyranny were self-discrediting, we wouldn't need mantras like "never again."
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 20h
You know what? They should do it.

82-year old Lee Greenwood dressed in an American flag jumpsuit. Maybe Trump gets up there and does his dance. Good stuff.

It’s what America craves.
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 21h
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 21h
Illegal rabble rouser
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Elizabeth Boyle @thecelticist.bsky.social · 22h
Reminds me of this excellent sign that I saw at the Tubman African American Museum in Macon, Georgia.
Piano, which once belonged to Little Richard, with a sign on it saying "Do not attempt to play Little Richard's piano. He will know."
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 22h
In a fight between Pritzker and and police, who is going to win? This is what happens when both parties allowed law enforcement to become one of the most powerful political actors in the country -- a taxpayer-funded political movement that wants to kill people.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 22h
if blue state governors and mayors aren't already thinking about the reliability of various police forces nominally under their control, they should start immediately
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 22h
The situation in America is not great. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 21h
Walter Cronkite here— before we get to the events in Dallas today, the 1963 Sears Wish Book is out, and you won’t believe the deals!

[Holds up a Hickory Farms cheese ball]
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 22h
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 23h
"no in the future people will cryptographically verify what's true and-" no they will not. People are fucking stupid.
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Jady Marmalade @rabid-child.bsky.social · 1d
We found a very interesting episode of Star Trek: Voyager, sir.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 1d
Shot a priest in the head with a pepper ball, just for fun.
There was absolutely no threat here.
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Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d
Here’s video of the incident
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 1d
We could hear them laughing
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d
Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.
(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray. “I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.” But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire. “We could hear them laughing,” Black said.
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