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Shiny goth bohemian artist housewife. Woman in tech. Soccer mom. Crafter. Peloton. Tennis player (4.5).
Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
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Arsenal/Atlanta/Auburn vs. all y’all.
I identify as a fucking threat.
But also she/they/y’all.
https://cash.app/$RachelNeedsMoney
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The longest day of the year is officially over now and I can finally go to bed. Every one of my kids said this has been the best Christmas. We spent so much time together just hanging out, and it was so nice. Now I’m about to go snuggle that man like he’s never been snuggled before.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The longest day of the year is officially over now and I can finally go to bed. Every one of my kids said this has been the best Christmas. We spent so much time together just hanging out, and it was so nice. Now I’m about to go snuggle that man like he’s never been snuggled before.
I love it when people who look like bridge trolls and have “I LOVE JESUS” in their profiles try to hassle me online. Please continue. I would really love to hurt someone’s feelings today.
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love it when people who look like bridge trolls and have “I LOVE JESUS” in their profiles try to hassle me online. Please continue. I would really love to hurt someone’s feelings today.
In related news, we stopped by my mom’s house today. I will give credit where it is due, she is very generous and always has multiples of everything. So it’s kind of like a free shopping trip. My best find was a brand new Mary Kay extra emollient night cream that I ran out of a while ago, so yay.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
In related news, we stopped by my mom’s house today. I will give credit where it is due, she is very generous and always has multiples of everything. So it’s kind of like a free shopping trip. My best find was a brand new Mary Kay extra emollient night cream that I ran out of a while ago, so yay.
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Who up spiraling
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Who up spiraling
I was not prepared for this particular level of emotional exhaustion today.
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was not prepared for this particular level of emotional exhaustion today.
I think people should recognize and appreciate the fact that I am not insane.
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I think people should recognize and appreciate the fact that I am not insane.
Son, 10: “Mom, have you ever been to a drive-thru zoo?”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Son, 10: “Mom, have you ever been to a drive-thru zoo?”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
Daughter, 10: “He’s using the butler…no, the uh the fire extinguisher for your butt.”
WAIT OZEMPIC GIVES WOMEN A DRY SAGGY PUSSY?!
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
WAIT OZEMPIC GIVES WOMEN A DRY SAGGY PUSSY?!
We all agree that it would’ve been a crime to pass this up, right? How often does a FREE Victorian living room set present itself??
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We all agree that it would’ve been a crime to pass this up, right? How often does a FREE Victorian living room set present itself??
I just had to explain to my 8th grader what “but these minutes are from September” meant.
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December 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I just had to explain to my 8th grader what “but these minutes are from September” meant.
I love when my husband goes out of town and I can do side quests just for the plot. 😈
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love when my husband goes out of town and I can do side quests just for the plot. 😈
Why do things fall into my lap when I’ve already made other arrangements?? 😂
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why do things fall into my lap when I’ve already made other arrangements?? 😂
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hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
I really need to start blocking people.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I really need to start blocking people.
Allowing Instagram full access to my photos just to feel something.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Allowing Instagram full access to my photos just to feel something.
Made my eldest listen to Neon Ballroom. Unsurprisingly, Spawn (Again) was his favorite track.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Made my eldest listen to Neon Ballroom. Unsurprisingly, Spawn (Again) was his favorite track.
Let’s see what these zany Mormon Barbie women are up to.
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Let’s see what these zany Mormon Barbie women are up to.
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Unintentional OMAD. But on the bright side, at least I ate something.
Damn it, I lost access to my burner Telegram account when I switched phones, and my Google Voice number expired, and Google Voice is saying that I can’t use my phone number to get a Google Voice number and to try another number. That’s why I had a Google Voice number! 😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Damn it, I lost access to my burner Telegram account when I switched phones, and my Google Voice number expired, and Google Voice is saying that I can’t use my phone number to get a Google Voice number and to try another number. That’s why I had a Google Voice number! 😂
This soccer tournament has been such a shit show. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This soccer tournament has been such a shit show. 😂
I have solved a week-long Apple/iCloud issue despite apparently being technology unsavvy.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have solved a week-long Apple/iCloud issue despite apparently being technology unsavvy.
Massive decision made.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Massive decision made.
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
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December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox