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Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
SANTA FE, NM—A set of billowing curtains signaling that they had arrived moments too late, staff from Penguin Random House reportedly broke down George R.R. Martin’s door Monday as the writer escaped ...
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January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
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The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
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Trump: ‘Political Violence Has No Place In My Inner Circle’
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trump: ‘Political Violence Has No Place In My Inner Circle’
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Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One https://theonion.com/report-snoring-may-increase-risk-of-having-throat-slit-1823953225/
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Snoring May Increase Risk Of Having Throat Slit During Night By Loved One https://theonion.com/report-snoring-may-increase-risk-of-having-throat-slit-1823953225/
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Taylor Swift for ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Taylor Swift for ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’
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I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I saw someone genuinely irritated that Taylor Swift fans are having some moments of joy these last couple of days despite the horrors of the world, I want to reassure that person that when the Taylor Swift fans are done having their joy the horrors will still be there, don't worry, they can catch up
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‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour theonion.com/must-be...
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour theonion.com/must-be...
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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
WASHINGTON—Facing mounting backlash from his MAGA base over his perceived ties to the Jeffrey Epstein case, President Donald Trump reportedly encouraged his supporters Monday to simply move on from so...
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July 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia
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Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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July 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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All of your hard work is paying off! Keep it up! 👏👏
This is new! A judge rules in
Los Angeles that ICE can't detain people based on race, or speaking Spanish.
#USDemocracy
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This is new! A judge rules in
Los Angeles that ICE can't detain people based on race, or speaking Spanish.
#USDemocracy
apple.news/AK5vuuUI4QsK...
Immigration officials can't detain people based on race, speaking Spanish in Los Angeles, judge rules — NBC News
The temporary restraining order bars immigration officers from using apparent race, language spoken or types of jobs — like day laborers — as the sole reason to stop someone.
apple.news
July 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All of your hard work is paying off! Keep it up! 👏👏
This is new! A judge rules in
Los Angeles that ICE can't detain people based on race, or speaking Spanish.
#USDemocracy
apple.news/AK5vuuUI4QsK...
This is new! A judge rules in
Los Angeles that ICE can't detain people based on race, or speaking Spanish.
#USDemocracy
apple.news/AK5vuuUI4QsK...
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Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.
July 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.
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our country rn
July 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
our country rn
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period day 2 makes me realize all my rage from age 18 was fully justified
June 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
period day 2 makes me realize all my rage from age 18 was fully justified
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
SAN DIEGO—Shocked by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids affecting her very own community, local 43-year-old Jillian Beamer told reporters Monday she had assumed President Donald Trump would...
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June 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House
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Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
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why does my gym have personal training programs for literal children?? like go play ???
May 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
why does my gym have personal training programs for literal children?? like go play ???
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Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed
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Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed
LANSING, MI—Assuring herself it wasn’t even that late, local woman Natalie Sissons reportedly allowed herself one more anxiety episode Tuesday before going to bed. “Just one more episode of paralyzing apprehension and fear, then I’ll call it a night,” said Sissons, admitting that she knew she should try to get some sleep since it was a […]
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May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Woman Allows Herself One More Anxiety Episode Before Bed
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.