My pleasure! Glad you didn’t just take my word for it 😁

Important to note that the Klan has NEVER believed that Catholics are Christian.

A 6’7” Slovenian chooses this over basketball. Bro look at Kyle Kuzma you can still be a crypto grifter and be in the NBA. Utter failure of Balkan parenting.

Also you can use a cookie cutter on homemade dough and it makes the process faster!

People accentuating the “they all look just the same” part of the song and not the “they’re all made out of ticky-tacky” part. There’s a bunch of brick bungalows all over Chicago, a bunch of brick rowhomes all over Baltimore, they all look just the same and are fucking beautiful.

She’s already got Dinger on the side

Yes, you shouldn't have to take a Writing 101 class in college, but if you've ever been in a Freshman gen ed writing class you know full well how necessary it is for a lot of students, because American primary + secondary education systems are quite bad and our culture is deeply anti-intellectual.

White suburbia is always the enemy of progress and the failure of America

I wish I could take literally any politician to Vancouver so they could see what 100 second frequencies can do. It’s radicalizing for automation and screen doors. Trains come so often you wouldn’t bother to walk faster in order to catch one.

Gianni Infantino managed to make people nostalgic for the corruption in FIFA from the Sepp Blatter era

Oh I have opinions on the differences between Baltimore and DC. Philly is its own thing too. Everything north of Philly and south of DC? Indistinguishable and unimportant.

Where is York? England. Where is Jersey? England. Therefore, New York and New Jersey are New England.

“…I’m told.” However did you get that scoop? Is it because you’re employed by the same person who owns Amazon? Are you simply being a corporate mouthpiece and framing this the way you’re instructed to by the person who funds your direct deposit?