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Liam

@rampantpiracy.bsky.social

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I have gained this by philosophy: That I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of werewolves.

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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · Apr 23

4yo: [shows me toy]
Me: oh, who is this?
4yo this... [puts on lowest growliest voice he can manage] IS COTTONTAIL!!

Smallest cutest bunny toy I have ever seen.

Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 1h

@kitsparks.bsky.social just called that noodle serving utensil the "Spa-getter" and frankly I think she is a genius

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phil @philjamesson.com · 4h

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough.

you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy

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Mike Raphone @cheatlines.co · 5h

my very wise mother once told me I shouldn't stress out about what college i got into because it's just something for your parents to brag about for 30 seconds at a party to other couples who don't care at all. lol shes so cool

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 13h

Saw a video called "How The World's Strongest Anchor Chains Are Made" but I can't get that riled up before bed. I'll watch it before my next workout.

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omar tariff @ruhee.ca · 3d

tapping the sign

omar tariff @ruhee.ca · 4d

blue jays imo tbh

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23h

this shit looks like someone’s about to shoot franz ferdinand

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 1d

i have no mouth and i must run out of cyan

neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 1d

DAMN Google Opinion Rewards, what are you actually trying to ask here? If there's something you want to ask you can just ask it.

Google Opinion Rewards survey asking if I have been to The Crack Doctor lately.
Also Torpedo Rays Scuba Adventures but I'm not worried about that one.

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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 1d

The real answer here is people are kind of defensive about EVERYTHING, just at a kind of low background level. It's why there is such a thing as a "come from away" as a general class

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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah you can call out Haligonians for the same snow-driving problems as Vancouverites and they all just agree

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 1d

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 1d

Ok this slaps

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 1d

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

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StrangeKeith @keithxthomas.blacksky.app · 1d

Someone loves Scooby Doo

amanda @9090mandie.bsky.social · 1d

miu miu ss26 🪡✨

#fashionsky

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d

51 one shows for the #MJMfashionGuide in the spring 2026 season. This is where I am emotionally now.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT: Thom Browne (spring 2026)

OCCASIONS: lallygagging or boarding school & things get weirder & weirder until one fateful day when you & your friends are forced to face the terrible, terrible truth

IF IT WERE A SCENT: lemonade sizzling on a keyboard

EMOTIONAL RANGE: O B E Y

#MJMfashionGuide

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 5d

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"

ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!

YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor

www.youtube.com

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 3d

they could make a frankenstein outta some draculas but that's too woke

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 2d

One difference between me and many people in the 40k universe is that I would simply learn about chaos enough to understand its mysteries and make use of its powers without becoming corrupting myself.

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 2d

I think you should make demigod sons out of Satan Juice then refuse to tell them about the corrupting power of Satan and insist magic isn’t real while openly performing acts of wizardry. I think that would work really well for you.

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kit spooks 👻 @kitsparks.bsky.social · 2d

Get on the fucking horse, Shinji

Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 2d

Truly horses are the mecha of the real world

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 2d

Here’s the first one in the series

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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · Aug 30

Call me a narc. Call me a square. But driving that train high on cocaine is irresponsible.

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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social · 2d

The noodles look good, I bet they're expensive?

ITS THE CHEAPEST DISH THERE IS