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buddy I haven't seen Haliburton fuck up the south like this since the Deepwater Horizon
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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My husband meeting the switch delivery guy at the door (he was an hour late to work)
spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
ALT: spongebob squarepants is smiling and holding a shovel in his hand
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation
WASHINGTON—In a dramatic reversal of recent polls showing a decline in the president’s approval ratings during his first 100 days in office, new surveys confirmed Tuesday that President Donald Trump’s...
theonion.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I learned this week that you can put our troops' lives in danger, compromise our national security, and violate the Espionage Act. And the government will do nothing.

But if you write an editorial for your school newspaper that Trump doesn't like, you will be abducted on the street and disappeared.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Same author, 8 years apart.
January 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My high school bully was elected president of the United States 😑
January 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Can someone explain Pete Hegseth’s military rank to me in Call of Duty rank?
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Tbt to Charli in 2022
January 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I imagine this is what it felt like right before the Roman Empire fell
November 14, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Why do I picture these guys when I think of the Supreme Court
November 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Longest week of my life
November 9, 2024 at 12:34 AM