Random Dani
@random-dani.bsky.social
Mom. Wifey. Nature-lover. Geek. Maker of Memes. Actually a Muppet controlled by 5 squirrels, 4 birds, & approximately 56,284 spiders.
There isn't a damn thing wrong with this doll.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There isn't a damn thing wrong with this doll.
No one at all: ...
My alarm this morning: Wake up, babe, new BJ just dropped! 🤢🤮
My alarm this morning: Wake up, babe, new BJ just dropped! 🤢🤮
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No one at all: ...
My alarm this morning: Wake up, babe, new BJ just dropped! 🤢🤮
My alarm this morning: Wake up, babe, new BJ just dropped! 🤢🤮
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8 Democrats capitulated, in exchange for NOTHING! You’d think we had just LOST the election on Tuesday, rather than winning a landslide! Spineless cowards!
Here they are:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Here they are:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
8 Democrats capitulated, in exchange for NOTHING! You’d think we had just LOST the election on Tuesday, rather than winning a landslide! Spineless cowards!
Here they are:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Here they are:
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Fetterman
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
My 10 1/2 year old daughter just referred to Kash Patel as "F B Eyes". My funeral services will be announced at a later date. ☠️
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My 10 1/2 year old daughter just referred to Kash Patel as "F B Eyes". My funeral services will be announced at a later date. ☠️
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BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse.
We have obtained these photos:
We have obtained these photos:
October 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse.
We have obtained these photos:
We have obtained these photos:
Probably my favorite gull fact is that Trump is a rapist & a chomo. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
September 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Probably my favorite gull fact is that Trump is a rapist & a chomo. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
At this point, I'd prefer Idiocracy. 🫠
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
At this point, I'd prefer Idiocracy. 🫠
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There's no excuse for the Vice President of the United States to use a heinous killing as an occasion to baselessly frame political opponents as accomplices to murder while threatening to use the power of the government to attack them.
This dangerous rhetoric will only fan the flames.
This dangerous rhetoric will only fan the flames.
September 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There's no excuse for the Vice President of the United States to use a heinous killing as an occasion to baselessly frame political opponents as accomplices to murder while threatening to use the power of the government to attack them.
This dangerous rhetoric will only fan the flames.
This dangerous rhetoric will only fan the flames.
DEFINITELY not me getting all emotional over finally starting the new episodes of King of the Hill & seeing grown-up Bobby. 👀
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
DEFINITELY not me getting all emotional over finally starting the new episodes of King of the Hill & seeing grown-up Bobby. 👀
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We’ve tried to step back and let things cool down, but the propaganda machine is running in overdrive. Over the past few days we’ve watched a flood of activity: endless posts, bot networks, new websites popping up, and more.
September 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
We’ve tried to step back and let things cool down, but the propaganda machine is running in overdrive. Over the past few days we’ve watched a flood of activity: endless posts, bot networks, new websites popping up, and more.
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Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Forgive me if I care way more about the school shooting that also took place today than I do about Charlie Kirk.
Just gonna leave this here...
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just gonna leave this here...
How has it already been 19 years since we lost one of the greatest humans to ever exist? He would be so damn proud of Bindi & Robert. 💚
September 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How has it already been 19 years since we lost one of the greatest humans to ever exist? He would be so damn proud of Bindi & Robert. 💚
I've heard that pets & their humans can sometimes resemble each other, but Finn really nailed this entire mood.
September 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I've heard that pets & their humans can sometimes resemble each other, but Finn really nailed this entire mood.
😂😂😂
The Internet: He's dead!
White House Proof Of Life:
🤣😂
White House Proof Of Life:
🤣😂
August 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
😂😂😂
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BREAKING: TRUMP OPTS FOR NO QUESTIONS AFTER ADMITTING NO DEAL WAS MADE DURING PUTIN MEETING.
A DEFEATED TRUMP LEAVES ROOM QUICKLY.
PUTIN SUGGESTS MOSCOW FOR FUTURE MEETING.
DEVELOPING...
A DEFEATED TRUMP LEAVES ROOM QUICKLY.
PUTIN SUGGESTS MOSCOW FOR FUTURE MEETING.
DEVELOPING...
August 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
BREAKING: TRUMP OPTS FOR NO QUESTIONS AFTER ADMITTING NO DEAL WAS MADE DURING PUTIN MEETING.
A DEFEATED TRUMP LEAVES ROOM QUICKLY.
PUTIN SUGGESTS MOSCOW FOR FUTURE MEETING.
DEVELOPING...
A DEFEATED TRUMP LEAVES ROOM QUICKLY.
PUTIN SUGGESTS MOSCOW FOR FUTURE MEETING.
DEVELOPING...
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Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
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This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
August 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
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Remember when a MAGA Republican assassinated two House Democrats in their homes, and had a list of additional targets, just in time for the initial House vote on the "Big Beautiful Bill"? Votes that could've helped stop the bill in its tracks. But when it was found he was MAGA, the news moved on.
July 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Remember when a MAGA Republican assassinated two House Democrats in their homes, and had a list of additional targets, just in time for the initial House vote on the "Big Beautiful Bill"? Votes that could've helped stop the bill in its tracks. But when it was found he was MAGA, the news moved on.
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Today in Kingston, NY our Indivisible Ulster NO KINGS parade and rally drew 5000 people under threatening skies. Here's the parade fast-time - crunched down from 15 minutes to 3 minutes for your viewing pleasure.
youtu.be/sPFvci0HKzQ?...
youtu.be/sPFvci0HKzQ?...
NO KINGS Parade Kingston NY fast version.
YouTube video by Tobe Carey
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June 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Today in Kingston, NY our Indivisible Ulster NO KINGS parade and rally drew 5000 people under threatening skies. Here's the parade fast-time - crunched down from 15 minutes to 3 minutes for your viewing pleasure.
youtu.be/sPFvci0HKzQ?...
youtu.be/sPFvci0HKzQ?...
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Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"
June 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"
Watching Terry Moran's 100 days interview with Donny Two-Dolls, & Jesus Tittyfuckin' Christ...I'm gonna need a fuckin' shower when it's over.
May 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Watching Terry Moran's 100 days interview with Donny Two-Dolls, & Jesus Tittyfuckin' Christ...I'm gonna need a fuckin' shower when it's over.