Chatbots are so cool man. I love the way they turn communication into a useless slurry of meaningless drivel

I can’t breathe

(trying to blend in with zoomers and it starts raining) we lowkey needed it fr

My advice to young men

every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto

Jack: oh wow this website has really grown why did you join

Bluesky User: well this guy with a Roman statue avi kept calling me a-

Jack: Federation! Yeah that’s why a lot of people are joining

Bluesky User: I don’t even know what that is I joined becau-

Jack: -yes Federation is certainly popular

When you’re high as hell at the job interview

looks like all the weird drama from twitter has been imported here