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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 18h

turns out if you don't have a bunch of insane regional paramilitaries dead-set on the internal independence of 40 square miles of hills and mud you just end up with one big empire, at least until the visigoths show up

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 18h

they know precisely what language they use and they use it for very specific reasons

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 18h

i regret to announce i will inevitably be drafted in the international duty to invade & dismantle the US despite being 4'10" in boots. nodding sagely as i step off the landing craft at daytona beach & get riddled with lead by some guy named "EpicPenisKing". this is the way of all civilisation

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 18h

it's almost as if states that wish to defend themselves from the federal government, which de facto controls the 'state' forces via ideological command, would have to build some kind of state militia if they were serious about defying federal authority,

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

she still has alopecia

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

the failure to do what undeniably needed to be done guaranteed that another generation of totally-regular mechanics, labourers, bureaucrats, teachers, salesmen, and office clerks would eventually sign up for the waffen ss

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

the waffen ss were a bunch of totally-regular mechanics, labourers, bureaucrats, teachers, salesmen, and office clerks who decided to sign up for the waffen ss and this choice meant that they had to be exterminated without exception

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

🎵if i must play a part in this mess there are things that i have to know; if i eat what i fuck and i fuck what i eat am i worthy
🎵there are rules to obey, i have seen them ignored, i have pinned it down; is a lack of emotion a curse or a skill to rely on

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Drift @inanity101.blacksky.app · 1d

*trying to impress a goth girl* did you know I have a skull?

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

onlyfans chatbot that lures gestapo chuds to a secluded underpass at 3am

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

like i know i go on about this one a lot but 'empathy' for nazis is a weakness and anyone who values a form of ethical cowardice that they want to imagine defines ~Moral Strength~ over the need to obliterate an existential enemy can never be trusted

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 19h

it's good to dehumanise your enemy. it's hard to wage a war if you see heydrich as a human being, rather than seeing him the way he sees you

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 20h

internet man who is still mad about furries in the year 2025 accidentally sees bugs bunny while flipping channels and knocks over his $400 gamerchair in his hurry to jam the gun into his mouth

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · Aug 3

if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10d

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.

deus ex npc: what's bofa?

jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · Aug 7

a bunch of libertarians set out to make a blockchain social media paradise for the crypto bourgeois but instead their dad abandoned them and their house got overrun by transsexuals

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 2d

bluesky’s federation attempt is going about as well as the united states’ federation attempt

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 20h

ayy i'm late to the party but happy birthday!!!

the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 22h

i expect to be banned once one of the mods from the pedophile cult notices me pointing out they're in a pedophile cult and people can find me in the sweet release of fresh air

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the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 22h

been thinking a lot lately about the company's new position on their own original "Composable Moderation" premise

the great pussy gulch chariot race @rat-carpet.yeen.wang · 23h

BLUE SKY SOCIAL PBC: excuse me sir or madam or sir. before you make a labeller that lets people block my transphobic posts you must first PROVE i am transphobic in a court of law. burden of proof is on you. no we won't remove this "k1k3tracker" list from user "heydrich88" as it does not breach tos 😇

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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 12d

BEST IN ALL SLOTS: cock

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · Sep 23

frantically dialing 1-800-AREYOUMADATME. the operator informs me that that's way too many numbers. oh fuck. she's mad at me

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Nicky Flowers @nickyflowers.com · 14d

oh im sorry i bet it's "Reddit atheism" to say that some people's beliefs don't need to be respected, like the Christian belief that me and my wife should be stoned to death. the belief the current presidential administration largely holds. the belief that directly harms me and people like me

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count jonkula @jonk.bsky.social · 13d

Remember the reason for the season

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