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Bobby Flayed God
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making my inner child an ipad baby
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ratbasket.bsky.social
Host Sam Reich on an episode of Game Changer, looking in disbelief at his podium that a contestant destroyed. Overlaid text is lyrics from "This Year" by The Mountain Goats: "I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me"
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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nikitagill.bsky.social
This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.
Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
ratbasket.bsky.social
Here's a joke that might only be for pharmacy people

"ut dictum? I hardly know em!"
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Christmas stupor. Photo from my collection, 1956.
Black and white photo of a plump shorthaired tuxedo cat sitting on an upholstered ottoman next to a tinseled Christmas tree, staring up into space. Open boxes of presents can be seen scattered about the floor.
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
still my favorite christmas post
vigilantsycamore Dec 25, 2020 Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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heathcliffnull.bsky.social
@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
It's that time of year where I post this one
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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majaoeberg.bsky.social
Not a bad way to spend the afternoon
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
capybara trombonist
painting of a capybara with a bow tie playing the trombone in the forest
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
capybaras enjoying some pizza
painting of capybaras enjoying some pizza
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
pedantry is a bad look, meaning in language is determined by use, and also, that’s probably not what “begs the question” means
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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ansacervicalis.bsky.social
The Cow Tools and Hellmo meme templates also work as paper snowflakes! I used copy paper, scissors, and a hole punch. #papercraft #snowflake #cowtools #hellmo #elmo #paperart #comic
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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leppeppel.bsky.social
Reject prongler; embrace thagomizer.
The infamous "cow tools" comic by Gary Larson, but with the eponymous cow and tools replaced by a stegosaurid's thagomizer, also by Larson.
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
i think I like it better with out the joystick. made that spot too busy/hard to parse.
The cow tools cow doing the Sonic Adventure pose, mid stride with one arm reaching down through her legs to do the hoof version of a thumbs up. The other arm is extended back holding a Prongler.
January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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glitterburrito.bsky.social
he had that shit on
Fozzie bear wearing sunglasses
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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feathertrail.net
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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guilhernunes.bsky.social
Ghostbara
a painting of a ghost that's just a piece of fabric, but in the shape of a capybara
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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nickforbrains.bsky.social
Oh good lord
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
have i done this right
Cow tools, drawn in the style of medieval marginalia. A snail with a cow-shaped head and a lump-with-handle shaped shell, smiles with the face of a human while presenting 4 crudely shaped "tools". Caption reads, "Cowe tols"
April 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
ratbasket.bsky.social
In case anybody needed a deal on a forklift
A Walmart advertisement for a 2 ton forklift A Walmart product page for a forklift, it's on sale for Black Friday for $9,998.00 with the original price being $13,499.10. A savings of $3,501.10.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ratbasket.bsky.social
Found these cuties at Aldi, can't wait to drown them 🥰
A "melting penguin" and "melting snowman" for making hot cocoa
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
cow stools.
marketplace listing for a shorl 3-legged stool painted white with black splotches like a Holstein cow and with an ornamentel piece on the under side shaped like an udder. 20 dollars
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni says hi
A black and white cat lies on a fluffy blanket, sleeping on his back with one paw raised
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
ratbasket.bsky.social
Did you know they make goth lady bugs?
A grey ashy lady beetle
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM