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@ratbastian37.bsky.social
37 rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 he/him
All of my m&t clients are doing so well with their paperwork lately 😭 I'm so proud
January 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
All of my m&t clients are doing so well with their paperwork lately 😭 I'm so proud
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If we don't get the call to leave early today I'm driving to Jeff City and taking the biggest shit on Kehoe's desk
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If we don't get the call to leave early today I'm driving to Jeff City and taking the biggest shit on Kehoe's desk
nobody can stop me from buying a teal christmas tree
December 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
nobody can stop me from buying a teal christmas tree
All I need to do is take every single physical thing in my apartment, sort each individual piece, get rid of everything unnecessary, keep everything I need, and reorganize it all perfectly in under 2 hours 🙄 what's so hard about that 🙄
December 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
All I need to do is take every single physical thing in my apartment, sort each individual piece, get rid of everything unnecessary, keep everything I need, and reorganize it all perfectly in under 2 hours 🙄 what's so hard about that 🙄
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Coworker Ornaments pt. 1
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Coworker Ornaments pt. 1
They did not choose who I thought they would, thankfully I lost out to someone who is competent and actually genuinely deserves the job over me 🙏 But it is our business specialist who we all love and will miss dearly :(
What an enormous fucking L for the fiscal team if they did pick who I think they did tho
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They did not choose who I thought they would, thankfully I lost out to someone who is competent and actually genuinely deserves the job over me 🙏 But it is our business specialist who we all love and will miss dearly :(
"Rasputin was alive when the Titanic sank."
"Oh my God, he did it didn't he?"
"Oh my God, he did it didn't he?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Rasputin was alive when the Titanic sank."
"Oh my God, he did it didn't he?"
"Oh my God, he did it didn't he?"
thats my emotional support youtube notification
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
thats my emotional support youtube notification
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"Did they just give the reindeer the name Fred?"
"I think so, he doesn't have one before"
"It's his slave name"
"I think so, he doesn't have one before"
"It's his slave name"
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"Did they just give the reindeer the name Fred?"
"I think so, he doesn't have one before"
"It's his slave name"
"I think so, he doesn't have one before"
"It's his slave name"
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is the lesbian Christmas lights scene in the live action Grinch toxic yuri?
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
is the lesbian Christmas lights scene in the live action Grinch toxic yuri?
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every year we do a reverse-chronological Grinch marathon, and last year someone proposed FMK. I think there's only one correct choice:
FUCK cel animated, he's the only one who wouldn't cry and make it weird
MARRY CG, actual husband material
KILL live-action, I Need to see him die a painful death
FUCK cel animated, he's the only one who wouldn't cry and make it weird
MARRY CG, actual husband material
KILL live-action, I Need to see him die a painful death
December 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
every year we do a reverse-chronological Grinch marathon, and last year someone proposed FMK. I think there's only one correct choice:
FUCK cel animated, he's the only one who wouldn't cry and make it weird
MARRY CG, actual husband material
KILL live-action, I Need to see him die a painful death
FUCK cel animated, he's the only one who wouldn't cry and make it weird
MARRY CG, actual husband material
KILL live-action, I Need to see him die a painful death
i don't think i've played sims 3 since thanksgiving and I finally have a night to 💖
December 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i don't think i've played sims 3 since thanksgiving and I finally have a night to 💖
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The annual chocolate cherry rodents I make with @ratbastian37.bsky.social turned out well this year! We upped our game and made mice, rats, and opossums. Seb really did a lot of the work this year so give him plenty of accolades 🫡
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The annual chocolate cherry rodents I make with @ratbastian37.bsky.social turned out well this year! We upped our game and made mice, rats, and opossums. Seb really did a lot of the work this year so give him plenty of accolades 🫡
Okay I'm like 90% sure I know who did get the job now and on one hand, I deserve it 100000000x more than them, BUT if it is who I think that means we might finally get a competent accounting person
Didn't end up getting the new job, really only bummed about the money and nothing else. I do think it's funny how many people said I was brave and commended me for applying and interviewing, as if I were defusing a bomb lmao. Like I know interviews can be intimidating but still
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Okay I'm like 90% sure I know who did get the job now and on one hand, I deserve it 100000000x more than them, BUT if it is who I think that means we might finally get a competent accounting person
Didn't end up getting the new job, really only bummed about the money and nothing else. I do think it's funny how many people said I was brave and commended me for applying and interviewing, as if I were defusing a bomb lmao. Like I know interviews can be intimidating but still
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Didn't end up getting the new job, really only bummed about the money and nothing else. I do think it's funny how many people said I was brave and commended me for applying and interviewing, as if I were defusing a bomb lmao. Like I know interviews can be intimidating but still
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
Rasputin was alive when the Titanic sank. Rasputin may have known about the Titanic sinking. I bet he would've loved the movie.
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Rasputin was alive when the Titanic sank. Rasputin may have known about the Titanic sinking. I bet he would've loved the movie.
Why am I hearing a train horn rn?? Is the fucking Polar Express in town???
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Why am I hearing a train horn rn?? Is the fucking Polar Express in town???
Potential Solution: There's an Etsy listing for plain felted mouse ornaments that you can buy in bulk, I think everyone is just getting a customized mouse this year.
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Potential Solution: There's an Etsy listing for plain felted mouse ornaments that you can buy in bulk, I think everyone is just getting a customized mouse this year.
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Facing a deep fear this year: Without Joanns, the places that carry cheap but decent plain animal ornaments is shrinking smaller and smaller until Hobby Lobby would be my last resort. I need to go a little harder on eBay but I'm worried.
A Queer Reading of ThanksKilling
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A Queer Reading of ThanksKilling
"What is ghost-riding the whip?"
"It's like in Utena-"
"It's like in Utena-"
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"What is ghost-riding the whip?"
"It's like in Utena-"
"It's like in Utena-"
juat wanna crawl in a hole today
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
juat wanna crawl in a hole today