hil aka beanie || she/they
@ravelrie.bsky.social
📍 OAK
🏳️🌈 queer
🔥 burner
🏎 f1 fangirl
🧠 neurospicy
🎧 playlist maker
🧶 crafter & knit witch
🧊 allergic to tap water
💃🏼 new yorker in california
🪡 probably sewing something
🐾 or like, probably chasing dogs in parks
🧺 forever haunted by folding my own laundry
🏳️🌈 queer
🔥 burner
🏎 f1 fangirl
🧠 neurospicy
🎧 playlist maker
🧶 crafter & knit witch
🧊 allergic to tap water
💃🏼 new yorker in california
🪡 probably sewing something
🐾 or like, probably chasing dogs in parks
🧺 forever haunted by folding my own laundry
Pinned
everyone follow my future wife she’s hot and funny and has the zoomies
@ravelrie.bsky.social
@ravelrie.bsky.social
this human is the best late night internet purchase i've ever made (i paid for #hinge to send him a like at 3 in the morning)
BA BA MIKE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY GOALS?!?!?!
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
BA BA MIKE SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY GOALS?!?!?!
really? I would like to forget it…
For an unforgettable experience in Monza 🇮🇹
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
really? I would like to forget it…
my hot takes re: #f1 lately are relegated to this level of #forzaferrari
September 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my hot takes re: #f1 lately are relegated to this level of #forzaferrari
AT LEAST HE DIDNT HAVE TO SIT ALONE IN THE VIP?!?!?!
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
August 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
AT LEAST HE DIDNT HAVE TO SIT ALONE IN THE VIP?!?!?!
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
Very hard to forza ferrari in *these conditions*
these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder
August 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder
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my sweet lil cabbage flower got us a win today and I am so esssciiiited #arsenal #arsenalfc #premiereleague
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my sweet lil cabbage flower got us a win today and I am so esssciiiited #arsenal #arsenalfc #premiereleague
every few months, i rediscover the absolute insanity that is #YungGravy and it sends me to another level of hype mode.
July 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
every few months, i rediscover the absolute insanity that is #YungGravy and it sends me to another level of hype mode.
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I would absolutely have ten beers with Rosie O'Donnell
July 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I would absolutely have ten beers with Rosie O'Donnell
what is girlhood if it’s not just being weird lil guiiiisss, ya know?
May 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
what is girlhood if it’s not just being weird lil guiiiisss, ya know?
May 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
my butt looks good today and i did two workouts. someone give me a sticker.
May 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
my butt looks good today and i did two workouts. someone give me a sticker.
it is the only way to unite the people
i’m going to run for president on the platform of making dogs live forever and i’m going to win
May 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it is the only way to unite the people
could not have said it better, jude.
“It's so dumb that dogs don't last forever.”
- Jude, 4 years old
- Jude, 4 years old
May 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
could not have said it better, jude.
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“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.”
- Jack, 4 years old
- Jack, 4 years old
March 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“It’s hard being brave when you’re such a small human.”
- Jack, 4 years old
- Jack, 4 years old
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“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.”
- Kinsley, 4 years old
- Kinsley, 4 years old
April 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“My problem is that I need to be in the sun.”
- Kinsley, 4 years old
- Kinsley, 4 years old
do you ever just catch yourself staring at your future spouse like, “omfg what even was being in love before i met you?”
because, wow, big same, like 5 zillion times a day.
was under the impression i could only ever feel this way about puppies & ponies.
nice move, life.
because, wow, big same, like 5 zillion times a day.
was under the impression i could only ever feel this way about puppies & ponies.
nice move, life.
May 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
do you ever just catch yourself staring at your future spouse like, “omfg what even was being in love before i met you?”
because, wow, big same, like 5 zillion times a day.
was under the impression i could only ever feel this way about puppies & ponies.
nice move, life.
because, wow, big same, like 5 zillion times a day.
was under the impression i could only ever feel this way about puppies & ponies.
nice move, life.
me whenever someone asks me a question in a meeting
Hello! Squirrel of the Day for May 3, 2025 #sqrlpix
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me whenever someone asks me a question in a meeting
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Imagine Squirrels with Druidcraft, just distracting predators with nonsense magical tricks.
Raccoons with Thaumaturgy.
Ferrets with Prestidigitation.
Jays, driving off predators with Vicious Mockery.
Ambush predators with Minor Illusion.
Ants, with Chill Touch bites.
Raccoons with Thaumaturgy.
Ferrets with Prestidigitation.
Jays, driving off predators with Vicious Mockery.
Ambush predators with Minor Illusion.
Ants, with Chill Touch bites.
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Imagine Squirrels with Druidcraft, just distracting predators with nonsense magical tricks.
Raccoons with Thaumaturgy.
Ferrets with Prestidigitation.
Jays, driving off predators with Vicious Mockery.
Ambush predators with Minor Illusion.
Ants, with Chill Touch bites.
Raccoons with Thaumaturgy.
Ferrets with Prestidigitation.
Jays, driving off predators with Vicious Mockery.
Ambush predators with Minor Illusion.
Ants, with Chill Touch bites.
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Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples
May 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples
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🚨 Cool new project alert 🚨
WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.
4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.
Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com
WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.
4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.
Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🚨 Cool new project alert 🚨
WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.
4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.
Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com
WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.
4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.
Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com
impeccable. no notes.
May 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
impeccable. no notes.
this human is the best late night internet purchase i've ever made (i paid for #hinge to send him a like at 3 in the morning)
everyone follow my future wife she’s hot and funny and has the zoomies
@ravelrie.bsky.social
@ravelrie.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
this human is the best late night internet purchase i've ever made (i paid for #hinge to send him a like at 3 in the morning)