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A LOT of people do not want to hear it but in the United States at least, food has never been safer to eat, not to mention tastier
We are living in one of the few times in human history where you can buy a loaf of bread and if it says it’s made with wheat flour and salt and yeast and water and nothing else, it’s probably made from just those ingredients, and some people want to END this.
April 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A LOT of people do not want to hear it but in the United States at least, food has never been safer to eat, not to mention tastier
In literary terms, this is Ozymandias 2: Tarrif Whiplash Boogaloo.
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In literary terms, this is Ozymandias 2: Tarrif Whiplash Boogaloo.
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If people come here illegally, use drugs, and form gangs that rob from our nation’s coffers, then of course they deserve to be sent to El Salvador
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
April 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If people come here illegally, use drugs, and form gangs that rob from our nation’s coffers, then of course they deserve to be sent to El Salvador
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
The good news is that we're sure to see a commensurate 35% COLA increase in December though, right? Right?
a woman wearing a headband and ear muffs is looking at a man .
ALT: a woman wearing a headband and ear muffs is looking at a man .
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The good news is that we're sure to see a commensurate 35% COLA increase in December though, right? Right?
"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!" Used to be a cliché...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them — theonion.com/democratic-l...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them — theonion.com/democratic-l...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas!" Used to be a cliché...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them — theonion.com/democratic-l...
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them — theonion.com/democratic-l...
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Eric Adams’ law-breaking and shady alliance with Trump have destroyed his mayoral legacy.
by Rudy Giuliani
by Rudy Giuliani
February 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Eric Adams’ law-breaking and shady alliance with Trump have destroyed his mayoral legacy.
by Rudy Giuliani
by Rudy Giuliani
Cue all the dudes dying to do Rittenhouse cosplay:
February 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Cue all the dudes dying to do Rittenhouse cosplay:
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
Really looking forward to the Chachi Arcola and Chuck Woolery tributes at this year's Kennedy Center Honors.
February 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Really looking forward to the Chachi Arcola and Chuck Woolery tributes at this year's Kennedy Center Honors.
What's the over/under on number of days until the constituency that voted for their own economic calamity spin that into martyrdom and compare themselves to WWII patriots tending victory gardens?
February 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
What's the over/under on number of days until the constituency that voted for their own economic calamity spin that into martyrdom and compare themselves to WWII patriots tending victory gardens?
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I am unhappy that Trump shuttered my newspaper and sent me to Gitmo, but I will always be proud that I never treated him unfairly in my reporting.
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I am unhappy that Trump shuttered my newspaper and sent me to Gitmo, but I will always be proud that I never treated him unfairly in my reporting.
I hereby decree, by executive order, that Taco Bell shall henceforth be known as Liberty Bell.
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January 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I hereby decree, by executive order, that Taco Bell shall henceforth be known as Liberty Bell.
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Joe Biden just pardoned The Cavity Creeps. Unbelievable.
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Joe Biden just pardoned The Cavity Creeps. Unbelievable.
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We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.