2028 Presidential Candidate Dave Cranston
@realdavecranston.bsky.social
Founding Member of the Retribution Party. Support me in 2028 and together we can deal retribution upon the architects of our misery.
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It’s your patriotic duty for the next four years to check how people voted before you decide to feel bad for them
In trump’s America the Super Bowl is a rerun
January 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In trump’s America the Super Bowl is a rerun
We really just let shine down have a career, huh
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We really just let shine down have a career, huh
Are the fat Costco goblins fans of the venga boys or is the fifth boom some kind of argument that the Venga Boys didn’t go far enough
January 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Are the fat Costco goblins fans of the venga boys or is the fifth boom some kind of argument that the Venga Boys didn’t go far enough
It’s your patriotic duty for the next four years to check how people voted before you decide to feel bad for them
January 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s your patriotic duty for the next four years to check how people voted before you decide to feel bad for them
Gifting a bonsai tree kit is the millennial version of a novelty chia pet
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gifting a bonsai tree kit is the millennial version of a novelty chia pet
The more I read these “Moron Safari” styled articles the more confident I am in my belief that these people deserve to be left behind and forgotten. Dumb, ignorant hog people holding the country hostage because they’re too stupid to see through an obvious conman.
‘There are a lot of bitter people here, I’m one of them’: rust belt voters on why they backed Trump again despite his broken promises
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘There are a lot of bitter people here, I’m one of them’: rust belt voters on why they backed Trump again despite his broken promises
Many in Youngstown, Ohio, believe the president-elect will tackle the town’s decline this time. Others are worried about his character flaws. Their concerns help explain how he returned to power – and...
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The more I read these “Moron Safari” styled articles the more confident I am in my belief that these people deserve to be left behind and forgotten. Dumb, ignorant hog people holding the country hostage because they’re too stupid to see through an obvious conman.
Reposted by 2028 Presidential Candidate Dave Cranston
A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.
The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.
The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.
The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type.
The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"
One of the best things you can do in the coming years is not help any friend or family member who voted for trump deal with the negative outcomes of trump’s policies.
They voted for it, they should experience it in its entirety and without assistance.
They voted for it, they should experience it in its entirety and without assistance.
January 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One of the best things you can do in the coming years is not help any friend or family member who voted for trump deal with the negative outcomes of trump’s policies.
They voted for it, they should experience it in its entirety and without assistance.
They voted for it, they should experience it in its entirety and without assistance.
When I was 13 I wanted a camera phone so bad so I could take pictures and now that I’m in my thirties I want a phone without a camera so I won’t have to take pictures I’ll never look at
January 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When I was 13 I wanted a camera phone so bad so I could take pictures and now that I’m in my thirties I want a phone without a camera so I won’t have to take pictures I’ll never look at
Call me high blood pressure the way she needs to block my beta
January 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Call me high blood pressure the way she needs to block my beta
If you’re a GOP rep who actually hates trump you should let this large gummed loser try to primary you. The primaries are over a year away and trump isn’t going to get more popular in that time. There’s literally nothing to lose.
Charlie Kirk, who called MLK a “bad guy,” plans to support a primary of Republican Senator Bill Cassidy and any Republican who votes against Trump’s nominees.
January 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you’re a GOP rep who actually hates trump you should let this large gummed loser try to primary you. The primaries are over a year away and trump isn’t going to get more popular in that time. There’s literally nothing to lose.
This is one of those “technically true in the abstract” kind of things. Yes, the limitations of the vaginal canal do impose brain size limitations on fetuses, but that’s why humans evolved to have most of the brains growth happening post birth. C sections won’t have an effect on that outcome
January 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is one of those “technically true in the abstract” kind of things. Yes, the limitations of the vaginal canal do impose brain size limitations on fetuses, but that’s why humans evolved to have most of the brains growth happening post birth. C sections won’t have an effect on that outcome
So glad the Korean thing wrapped itself up quickly so the news can get back to the actually important business of Hunter Biden’s pardon
December 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
So glad the Korean thing wrapped itself up quickly so the news can get back to the actually important business of Hunter Biden’s pardon
Cats are the most goblin coded animals and honestly I love them for that. Tiny little fur beasts filled with enough awareness and contempt to make their problems everyone else’s problems.
After two days of keeping the cat in because she was sick every time she went out (do not think about what she was eating out there), she was so furious my husband released her. Then he got a work call and kept her out for half an hour.
The screams. The howls. The outrage. She may never recover.
The screams. The howls. The outrage. She may never recover.
December 3, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Cats are the most goblin coded animals and honestly I love them for that. Tiny little fur beasts filled with enough awareness and contempt to make their problems everyone else’s problems.
A welcome outcome in line with existing research and results, surprising only to those that pretend to follow the research as a shield for their bigotry.
1. In a major development, the first national consensus guidelines for trans youth have been released in France.
They recommend affirmation and medical care, denounce "wait and see."
They refute much of the Cass Review.
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www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-french...
They recommend affirmation and medical care, denounce "wait and see."
They refute much of the Cass Review.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-french...
New French Guidelines Recommend Trans Youth Care, Denounce "Wait-And-See" Approach
The new guidelines, published by the French Society of Pediatric Endocrinology and Diabetology, create the first French national medical consensus on trans youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
A welcome outcome in line with existing research and results, surprising only to those that pretend to follow the research as a shield for their bigotry.
Reposted by 2028 Presidential Candidate Dave Cranston
The grim reality of the fight for trans rights is that it's millionaire podcasters and billionaire posters against ordinary people who want to continue having access to the medicine that makes our lives worth living.
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The grim reality of the fight for trans rights is that it's millionaire podcasters and billionaire posters against ordinary people who want to continue having access to the medicine that makes our lives worth living.
The hit wasn’t great but the NFL honestly needs 10-15 more hits like that each season, specifically on QB’s to help reign in the position to an acceptable level. QB’s are too protected and defenses are in no win situations too much against them.
This 3 GAME SUSPENSION of Azeez Al-Shaair for the Trevor Lawrence hit is absurd. The NFL needs to stop this BS. That was a late slide from Trevor and we all know it. Yes, the hit was a bit much and a fine would do, but THREE GAMES WITHOUT PAY?? Defensive players are in a legit no-win position!!
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
The hit wasn’t great but the NFL honestly needs 10-15 more hits like that each season, specifically on QB’s to help reign in the position to an acceptable level. QB’s are too protected and defenses are in no win situations too much against them.
I don’t think there is a single redeemable or interesting character in Scott Pilgrim
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I don’t think there is a single redeemable or interesting character in Scott Pilgrim
Online only pickup depots need to start being a thing because we are probably headed back to a grocery store model where the customer doesn’t need to walk around a store, they just need a list of things they want and a worker gets it for them.
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 2, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Online only pickup depots need to start being a thing because we are probably headed back to a grocery store model where the customer doesn’t need to walk around a store, they just need a list of things they want and a worker gets it for them.
Microwave pizza is good everyone who disagrees just sucks at cooking
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Microwave pizza is good everyone who disagrees just sucks at cooking
Reposted by 2028 Presidential Candidate Dave Cranston
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
Elf on shelf seems to be a tradition kept alive exclusively by psychopaths
November 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Elf on shelf seems to be a tradition kept alive exclusively by psychopaths
This represents 45% of all imports brought into the US. Cars, medicine, textiles, and produce are all going get more expensive
Get ready for higher prices:
Trump just said that, on his first day in office, he'll impose a 25% tariff on "ALL products coming into the United States" from Mexico and Canada.
Trump just said that, on his first day in office, he'll impose a 25% tariff on "ALL products coming into the United States" from Mexico and Canada.
November 26, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This represents 45% of all imports brought into the US. Cars, medicine, textiles, and produce are all going get more expensive