Koala
@realkoalatea.bsky.social
player of games , i like to poast
there are 2 types of people in this world: people who have heard the “ay yo, peepee poopoo check!” audio from tiktok, and people who haven’t
January 4, 2024 at 2:09 AM
there are 2 types of people in this world: people who have heard the “ay yo, peepee poopoo check!” audio from tiktok, and people who haven’t
ive seen some furries on here with like… really thoughtful political commentary. good on ya!
January 3, 2024 at 6:51 AM
ive seen some furries on here with like… really thoughtful political commentary. good on ya!
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He is Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.
January 3, 2024 at 5:06 AM
He is Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.
absolutely love psychoanalyzing Love Island Aus
January 2, 2024 at 10:15 PM
absolutely love psychoanalyzing Love Island Aus
i used to think i was ace but now im a trad wife, AMA
January 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
i used to think i was ace but now im a trad wife, AMA
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
watching the fireworks from here was great, but visually seeing the pollutions afterwards was… less great?
January 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
watching the fireworks from here was great, but visually seeing the pollutions afterwards was… less great?
E.T. be like, “i would like to go home.”
January 1, 2024 at 3:44 AM
E.T. be like, “i would like to go home.”
listen babe, ive got to be honest with you. im… not really into chess.
December 31, 2023 at 6:15 AM
listen babe, ive got to be honest with you. im… not really into chess.
watching a season of Love Island for the first time. love seeing the girls dissociate on camera
December 30, 2023 at 5:51 AM
watching a season of Love Island for the first time. love seeing the girls dissociate on camera
third flight in a row with an empty seat next to me 😎 i love my good plane karma
December 29, 2023 at 3:26 AM
third flight in a row with an empty seat next to me 😎 i love my good plane karma
(sopranos voice, watching HP1) lemme tell ya, if frodo had one of them invisibility cloaks? woulda been a whooooole different story
December 28, 2023 at 4:12 AM
(sopranos voice, watching HP1) lemme tell ya, if frodo had one of them invisibility cloaks? woulda been a whooooole different story
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Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
December 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Holding a Gender Conceal party, in which I climb into a cake and my gender is never mentioned again.
me when a dog licks me: 🤢
me when a cat licks me: 🥹
me when a cat licks me: 🥹
December 27, 2023 at 9:23 PM
me when a dog licks me: 🤢
me when a cat licks me: 🥹
me when a cat licks me: 🥹
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You, whenever something weird & bad happens: Hehe, the simulation is breaking down
Programmer running simulation: Our software Messed Up Freak Planet is working perfectly
Programmer running simulation: Our software Messed Up Freak Planet is working perfectly
December 21, 2023 at 4:20 PM
You, whenever something weird & bad happens: Hehe, the simulation is breaking down
Programmer running simulation: Our software Messed Up Freak Planet is working perfectly
Programmer running simulation: Our software Messed Up Freak Planet is working perfectly
put down my phone and actually read a book for once challenge (impossible)
December 18, 2023 at 11:10 PM
put down my phone and actually read a book for once challenge (impossible)
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Tim Sweeney should invent a Fortnite game mode that Kills You
November 16, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Tim Sweeney should invent a Fortnite game mode that Kills You
just playing some music with friends in fortnite Main Stage and before i know it, billiam eyelash threatens to seduce my dad
December 18, 2023 at 6:01 PM
just playing some music with friends in fortnite Main Stage and before i know it, billiam eyelash threatens to seduce my dad
i love to win games of fortnite battle royale with my loved ones thank you
December 18, 2023 at 3:26 PM
i love to win games of fortnite battle royale with my loved ones thank you
he’s a Very Online Guy 🎶🎶
December 18, 2023 at 12:10 AM
he’s a Very Online Guy 🎶🎶
online communities, amirite?
December 17, 2023 at 8:39 PM
online communities, amirite?
i couldnt afford to buy a house irl with my one true love, so we built one together in Lego Fortnite.
December 9, 2023 at 4:01 AM
i couldnt afford to buy a house irl with my one true love, so we built one together in Lego Fortnite.
who up makin their man a stew ?
December 9, 2023 at 1:38 AM
who up makin their man a stew ?