been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried

*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive

Every time I travel by train at the weekend, I find myself asking the same question, over and over again: is this your first time on public transport or are you just a fucking cretin

..meh.