the one guy wanting to use the skills he learned in the military to conquer the island and then finding out he enlisted in the Air Force lol

good thing your newspaper has been sucking trump off for the last decade

Do you think maybe you shouldn’t have rolled over on your back to appease him for the last year you cowardly dog

how did she think this was going to work at this point. i have to know. i should be allowed to interview her!!!

This was my favorite part of the plan.

yeah the one in the "flash" is not as obvious so i wouldnt be surprised

even the backwards B lady had the sense not to really dig in there too deep!!

Home Alone is set in Illinois; the house was and still is a nine minute walk from Lakeside Foods grocery store (est 1958) (i looked this up myself last year after pondering same thing)

not it’s not. you guys are morons and you stink

Lmao