“reba”
@reba.bsky.social
my name is reba i am 52 years young from grand rapids michigan
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
[penciling in “TOTAL COMPLETE FOCUS ALL DAY” at the top of my overconfidently large to-do list] that oughta do it
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
[penciling in “TOTAL COMPLETE FOCUS ALL DAY” at the top of my overconfidently large to-do list] that oughta do it
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
first thing you have to ask the pluribus collective is “which of you were mad at me and when”
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
first thing you have to ask the pluribus collective is “which of you were mad at me and when”
number one hangover prevention
waking up 5 am going to fridge and chugging the kids’ cold applesauce from the jar
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
number one hangover prevention
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Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,
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people love to take their fucking unleashed dog to the children’s playground. they cannot get enough of it
November 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
people love to take their fucking unleashed dog to the children’s playground. they cannot get enough of it
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me instructing the pluribus collective after a huge rail of lab grade coke
all im asking for is a new twilight zonish anthology series with fresh, new, brilliantly written stories, acted well, and without any bullshit, and with variable segment lengths to suit the story. and I want 200 episodes of it. that’s it. why is that so difficult
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
me instructing the pluribus collective after a huge rail of lab grade coke
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![Gregory Possum-Encounterer @gr... • 8mo
Achieve enlightenment
> You can't do that here.
Get satori
> You can't do that here.
Become one with universe
> You don't have UNIVERSE in your inventory.
[replying]
numbers station morning...
@griph.bsky.social
Go up
> you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory
>drop Desires
you now have 2 Desires
March 23, 2024 at 11:08 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreierb4dqdmaztk4fp2sc3gy6vw4tbmutoh4r5ghft4qw2hvu52ynpy@jpeg)
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NYT crossword guy: really disappointed at the media spin i'm seeing. lots of fans email me, one just so happened to be the long island serial killer giving me a full confession in 2009. crime is not even my beat.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
NYT crossword guy: really disappointed at the media spin i'm seeing. lots of fans email me, one just so happened to be the long island serial killer giving me a full confession in 2009. crime is not even my beat.
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Larry Summers wife emailed Epstein telling him that he'd love Lolita just like 7 years ago lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Larry Summers wife emailed Epstein telling him that he'd love Lolita just like 7 years ago lol
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
Larry Summers is the world’s most pathetic loser. How does this being released not humiliate him into suicide? Jesus christ
Jeffrey Epstein, dating counselor to a former university president
Also … “dint”?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Also … “dint”?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Larry Summers is the world’s most pathetic loser. How does this being released not humiliate him into suicide? Jesus christ
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
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it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
it's a real shame there wasn't just a Democratic president with control of federal law enforcement for 4 years, otherwise it would be pretty fuckin outrageous that he didn't find this
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i genuinely wonder if pardoning/commuting Ghislaine Maxwell would affect Trump's approval. This stuff used to be relatively easy to figure out but who knows anything anymore
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i genuinely wonder if pardoning/commuting Ghislaine Maxwell would affect Trump's approval. This stuff used to be relatively easy to figure out but who knows anything anymore
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane
again find it bizarre that national dem leaders avoid the topic of ICE even on here but have time to congratulate an unpopular former speaker on their retirement from insider trading at 85
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane