Shame the car companies buy their paint at the landlord paint store

Airbag cover permanently dented from slamming my fist down every 101 seconds. My neighbors fuckin hate me.

It is a good song.

I’m also gonna say something that will blow your mind, I heard a guy taking the loudest shit I’ve ever heard in the bathroom and it wasn’t farts and turds. He was grunting and going crazy in there. That was wild

This post might be the best gift I get this Christmas. Hope you and yours are having a merry one.

I think a lot more people played Doom 2 because it had a wider retail and that was part of why Doom 2 was held in higher regard back then.

Yeah, and Uber/AirBnB were all about making suckers pay for the capital the platform depended on. What if Uber bought a million cars is a a fun thought experiment.

I know a lot of your posts are mostly throwing chum to us reply guys and appreciate it deeply.

Mr Presidend Sir, mocking Rob Reiner is a step too far.

No covfefe? Hopefully the Draco II beings have been watching MSNBC

Yeah. I’m not a gambler. I tried an ai tool at work- it translated a magazine page perfectly. I was over the moon. Tried the next page- 50% was helpful, 50% garbage. Tried page 2 again, it redrew the photographs and produced garbage. Closed the window and never went back. Fuck an unreliable tool.

It’s really important that ‘racism’ have an incredibly narrow definition. Specifically so I can keep doing racism without feeling bad about it.

Peak anime imho

*shopping for cars and getting increasingly mad at normal boring nerd cars having 18"+ wheels*

15" rims? Perfect.

It’s not cope and I’m not here to make friends *pulls fedora fractionally lower*

The speed at which I've gone from "Xbox Game Pass is still the best deal in gaming" to "...do I even need an Xbox, really" should give Microsoft some pause

Fake nails or mini paints? (No wrong answers.)

*Union Soldier blinks twice*
“I can still fax Shōgun Tokugawa Iemochi, right?”

Don’t close the context window I’m about to hello