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reboundmaterial.bsky.social
@reboundmaterial.bsky.social
Posting normal until I receive The Signal
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I like when cars are colorful.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My buddy saw Chris Pontius of Jackass and Wildboyz fame in the bathroom at Dublin Airport. He chatted with us for a minute outside while his Irish gf visibly wanted to leave.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I’m also gonna say something that will blow your mind, I heard a guy taking the loudest shit I’ve ever heard in the bathroom and it wasn’t farts and turds. He was grunting and going crazy in there. That was wild
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The speed at which I've gone from "Xbox Game Pass is still the best deal in gaming" to "...do I even need an Xbox, really" should give Microsoft some pause
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...

Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
From the OpenAI community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the OpenAI community
www.reddit.com
July 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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get this guy outta here. cut your losses, he's washed
CNN confirms that multiple sources suggest Graham Platner knew his tattoo was a Nazi symbol years prior to launching his campaign — and is now blatantly lying about it.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Yesterday my 5th grader told me their teacher gave them an assignment:

write a description of their own secret garden (apparently they've been reading it)...that she would then feed into ChatGPT to make a picture of it

I hate this so much
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Doctor: It looks he’s suffered significant brain damage, lets check with his AI avatar…
*Thomas the Tank Engine/Biggie remix starts playing from every BT device on the ward*
Doctor: Hand me that discharge paperwork…
“For more than a decade, researchers have wondered whether artificial intelligence could help predict what incapacitated patients might want when doctors must make life-or-death decisions on their behalf.”
Should an AI copy of you help decide if you live or die?
Doctors share top concerns of AI surrogates aiding life-or-death decisions.
arstechnica.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If women are capable of the same emotions as me why do I see the light in their eyes go out when I explain the One Year War and the Earth Federation’s Project V?
Whenever I see men complain about the male loneliness crisis or unique emotional/psychological issues faced by men, it’s very clear that they just don’t see women as full people capable of experiencing the exact same emotions they do
October 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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lol it’s this guy
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The American right has picked, or more accurately invented, enemies on the left: blue-haired baristas, “Antifa,” Soros. In the interest of equity, I’m declaring war on suburban Golf Guys, electricians with four poorly paid employees, and MAHA moms. That’s fair, I think.
September 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Everyone in the US cries and pees their pants about the cost in time and money to create rail lines and cyclist/pedestrian infrastructure, forgetting that all this stupid car infrastructure took a century to build and costs crazy money to maintain.
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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really cannot emphasize enough that the streaming model has failed us all by not giving us a prestige court-politics battletech drama series
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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People should be pretty worried about this bullshit. Antifa is not actually a group and they absolutely know that. That means they are going to be able to stick the label on anyone they don't like and hit them with terror charges.
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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i refuse to choose, i live in america, by god, if i want katsu curry for breakfast and tandoori chicken pizza for lunch and a sushi burrito for dinner, i barely even have to leave my neighborhood
September 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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there are conservatives genuinely grieving charlie kirk precisely because they don't have a narrative for not caring about it like they do for other deaths, & i kinda envy how they only have to feel bad when a rich white man unexpectedly gets got rather than being bombarded with it constantly
September 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM