sherbert hoover
@sherberthoover.bsky.social
recovering artist, dad
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Currently playing @aftermath.site's "Uh Oh, You Have Billions Invested In Generative AI"
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December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Currently playing @aftermath.site's "Uh Oh, You Have Billions Invested In Generative AI"
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"I can't go to his house?" I asked.
"Ma'am Chuck E Cheese is not a real person with a house," the cashier said.
"Then where does he live?" The idea of not being able to visit Chuck E Cheese's house was depressing.
"Ma'am he's just an employee in a suit. He's a mascot," she said.
"A mascot?" I asked.
"Ma'am Chuck E Cheese is not a real person with a house," the cashier said.
"Then where does he live?" The idea of not being able to visit Chuck E Cheese's house was depressing.
"Ma'am he's just an employee in a suit. He's a mascot," she said.
"A mascot?" I asked.
I can’t believe the WWE Hall of Fame thing is real. This is like a @davecolon.bsky.social bit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"I can't go to his house?" I asked.
"Ma'am Chuck E Cheese is not a real person with a house," the cashier said.
"Then where does he live?" The idea of not being able to visit Chuck E Cheese's house was depressing.
"Ma'am he's just an employee in a suit. He's a mascot," she said.
"A mascot?" I asked.
"Ma'am Chuck E Cheese is not a real person with a house," the cashier said.
"Then where does he live?" The idea of not being able to visit Chuck E Cheese's house was depressing.
"Ma'am he's just an employee in a suit. He's a mascot," she said.
"A mascot?" I asked.
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
i refuse to believe elon has 999 friends
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i refuse to believe elon has 999 friends
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So close! That is a shape.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
So close! That is a shape.
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alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"
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we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
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*flipping through photos on my phone* this is my cat luna... and my friend's cat luna... and my neighbor's cat luna... this is someone in my discord, their cat's name is luna
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
*flipping through photos on my phone* this is my cat luna... and my friend's cat luna... and my neighbor's cat luna... this is someone in my discord, their cat's name is luna
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Fatal Attractions:
-X-Men 30th anniversary
-Right at the height of cartoon series popularity
-Holograms
-Wolverine's skeleton gets ripped out
when you're 12 this shit hit like a freight train made of cocaine
-X-Men 30th anniversary
-Right at the height of cartoon series popularity
-Holograms
-Wolverine's skeleton gets ripped out
when you're 12 this shit hit like a freight train made of cocaine
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fatal Attractions:
-X-Men 30th anniversary
-Right at the height of cartoon series popularity
-Holograms
-Wolverine's skeleton gets ripped out
when you're 12 this shit hit like a freight train made of cocaine
-X-Men 30th anniversary
-Right at the height of cartoon series popularity
-Holograms
-Wolverine's skeleton gets ripped out
when you're 12 this shit hit like a freight train made of cocaine
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“Public opinion can change if you actually talk about something with conviction“ is a fundamental part of politics that pundits and always online politics junkies have cynically driven out of every single conversation and it’s a big reason why we’re here now
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Public opinion can change if you actually talk about something with conviction“ is a fundamental part of politics that pundits and always online politics junkies have cynically driven out of every single conversation and it’s a big reason why we’re here now
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everyone hates the Democrats because they stand for nothing and never talk about shit that’s important to them and refuse to even try to budge political opinion on any issue unless it’s the safest possible issue and even then they won’t say anything that could be considered annoying to Conservatives
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
everyone hates the Democrats because they stand for nothing and never talk about shit that’s important to them and refuse to even try to budge political opinion on any issue unless it’s the safest possible issue and even then they won’t say anything that could be considered annoying to Conservatives
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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I hate how often I am forced to think about this meme
October 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I hate how often I am forced to think about this meme
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so you were too stupid to understand the point of kid shows when you were a kid
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
so you were too stupid to understand the point of kid shows when you were a kid
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a semiotics major could write a whole PhD thesis on this thing. images divorced from their sources or any inherent meaning, presented in a stew, artificially aged, to invoke the hint of a scent of a feeling of something bsky.app/profile/airb...
The Department of Homeland Security using clips from Twin Peaks in their cringe and racist anti immigration edits….
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
a semiotics major could write a whole PhD thesis on this thing. images divorced from their sources or any inherent meaning, presented in a stew, artificially aged, to invoke the hint of a scent of a feeling of something bsky.app/profile/airb...