Fuzzy Mike
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US institutions need to understand that while cops might be racist, violent, and quick-tempered, a plurality of ICE agents would calmly patrol the streets shooting every single minority they saw if the law and public allowed
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
US institutions need to understand that while cops might be racist, violent, and quick-tempered, a plurality of ICE agents would calmly patrol the streets shooting every single minority they saw if the law and public allowed
is Machado the least impactful peace prize winner ever? like "list of peace prize winners" is the only place she'll show up in history books, even in Venezuelan history books
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
is Machado the least impactful peace prize winner ever? like "list of peace prize winners" is the only place she'll show up in history books, even in Venezuelan history books
no matter how many guns and missiles they have, no matter how many people they hurt, they'll always be such small, pathetic people
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
no matter how many guns and missiles they have, no matter how many people they hurt, they'll always be such small, pathetic people
a guy walks on screen with a walkman. then a shot of an empty room. then back to the guy. the camera pans over to a shed, then back to the guy, but there's no guy there anymore
me: wow sooo creepy, mr monkey cheese 🙄
the exact same thing but directed and filmed by David Lynch
me: i shit my pants
me: wow sooo creepy, mr monkey cheese 🙄
the exact same thing but directed and filmed by David Lynch
me: i shit my pants
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
a guy walks on screen with a walkman. then a shot of an empty room. then back to the guy. the camera pans over to a shed, then back to the guy, but there's no guy there anymore
me: wow sooo creepy, mr monkey cheese 🙄
the exact same thing but directed and filmed by David Lynch
me: i shit my pants
me: wow sooo creepy, mr monkey cheese 🙄
the exact same thing but directed and filmed by David Lynch
me: i shit my pants
remember when Florida and Texas just declared their state jurisdiction over immigration overrode federal jurisdiction and Biden said "ok"
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
remember when Florida and Texas just declared their state jurisdiction over immigration overrode federal jurisdiction and Biden said "ok"
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we are all sitting here saying "boy i wish we had escalated more in 2020" i really don't have confidence we're going to be saying "i'm glad we didn't escalate more in 2025" four years from now
There is an escalation ladder here and he understands how that is the absolute last step, one you don't touch until all else has failed and you've done a lot of laying the groundwork. Things are bad, heading that way, it's deadly serious. But we're not there yet and he is right to not say it now.
As Gov. Pritzker says in his opening statement, ICE and CPB are attempting to provoke a reaction by their actions in Chicago. And as he says -- more or less -- at the time stamp below, he won't order state police to physically confront them, b/c he can't.
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
we are all sitting here saying "boy i wish we had escalated more in 2020" i really don't have confidence we're going to be saying "i'm glad we didn't escalate more in 2025" four years from now
this feels so stupid to post, but while I can't be physically present in MN, I'm good with computers and spreadsheets and databases, is there ANYTHING i can do to help?
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
this feels so stupid to post, but while I can't be physically present in MN, I'm good with computers and spreadsheets and databases, is there ANYTHING i can do to help?
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"average celeb in heaven says the n word 75,000 times a day" is actualy just statistical error. average celeb in heaven says the n word 100,000 times a day. Harambe, who is a gorilla & can't talk, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"average celeb in heaven says the n word 75,000 times a day" is actualy just statistical error. average celeb in heaven says the n word 100,000 times a day. Harambe, who is a gorilla & can't talk, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Brick, are you just looking at cities under violent occupation by a fascist secret police and saying that you love them
I LOVE NORTH MINNEAPOLIS
I love North Minneapolis.
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Brick, are you just looking at cities under violent occupation by a fascist secret police and saying that you love them
if I were a national Dem i would be a bit concerned about how the utter fecklessness of Walz and Frey - despite their acknowledgement of the severity of the situation! - will impact the effectiveness of the strategy of "things will be ok if you vote Dems in charge"
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
if I were a national Dem i would be a bit concerned about how the utter fecklessness of Walz and Frey - despite their acknowledgement of the severity of the situation! - will impact the effectiveness of the strategy of "things will be ok if you vote Dems in charge"
one guy in new york doesn't vote Harris: EVERY. 👏 VOTE. 👏 MATTERS. this is YOUR fault. take responsibility. and enjoy the camps!
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
one guy in new york doesn't vote Harris: EVERY. 👏 VOTE. 👏 MATTERS. this is YOUR fault. take responsibility. and enjoy the camps!
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares
nice boat
January 15, 2026 at 1:44 AM
nice boat
that's weird because i thought possibly doing remote schooling for a couple of months too long as thousands died was the biggest and most important policy scandal in history
This is how far you have to scroll on the NYTimes homepage to get any coverage of what's going on day-to-day in an occupied American city where schools are closing because the government is checking the papers of all brown or Asian people then brutalizing, imprisoning or killing them.
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
that's weird because i thought possibly doing remote schooling for a couple of months too long as thousands died was the biggest and most important policy scandal in history
there's gotta be some kind of twilight zone thing we can do where we can put all the ICE agents into CECOT or alligator alcatraz while convincing the guards they're totally immigrants, don't believe their protests, just treat them as you would other prisoners
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
there's gotta be some kind of twilight zone thing we can do where we can put all the ICE agents into CECOT or alligator alcatraz while convincing the guards they're totally immigrants, don't believe their protests, just treat them as you would other prisoners
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Thinking about "loads of psychopaths"
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Thinking about "loads of psychopaths"
this is always a bad message but it's an absolutely ludicrous message when we made the Dems win and watched them not even answer the question of stopping Trump, much less all the other questions piling up since the 90s
New - Chuck Schumer to haters: “The answer to these critics is to win. If we win back the Senate, that will answer every question"
Peltola “was the last piece to the puzzle"
He says Dem path to Senate is Ohio, Alaska, Maine and NC. Dems are watching Texas/Iowa
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
Peltola “was the last piece to the puzzle"
He says Dem path to Senate is Ohio, Alaska, Maine and NC. Dems are watching Texas/Iowa
www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
Exclusive: Schumer lauds recruits as Democrats see Senate within reach
The minority leader took an Al Davis-style approach as he sat down with Semafor: “The answer to these critics is to win.”
www.semafor.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
this is always a bad message but it's an absolutely ludicrous message when we made the Dems win and watched them not even answer the question of stopping Trump, much less all the other questions piling up since the 90s
it's so weird to remember that they're there for NOTHING. at least during BLM there were preexisting protests and riots. now, like Chicago and other cities, the ONLY REASON they're there at all is to terrorize and kill in cities Trump doesn't like
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
it's so weird to remember that they're there for NOTHING. at least during BLM there were preexisting protests and riots. now, like Chicago and other cities, the ONLY REASON they're there at all is to terrorize and kill in cities Trump doesn't like
Trump awake at 4AM posting and talking to journalists, falling asleep in every meeting and TV presser
Journalists: heh can you imagine SLEEPY BIDEN taking a call at 4AM, unlike our energetic strong boy
Journalists: heh can you imagine SLEEPY BIDEN taking a call at 4AM, unlike our energetic strong boy
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Trump awake at 4AM posting and talking to journalists, falling asleep in every meeting and TV presser
Journalists: heh can you imagine SLEEPY BIDEN taking a call at 4AM, unlike our energetic strong boy
Journalists: heh can you imagine SLEEPY BIDEN taking a call at 4AM, unlike our energetic strong boy
January 14, 2026 at 5:29 PM
you cannot cater to these people or persuade them because you cannot reach them! they're in outer space! stop trying!
Despite years of "economic anxiety" discourse, the core drivers of Trump support have always been bigotry and misinformation.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
you cannot cater to these people or persuade them because you cannot reach them! they're in outer space! stop trying!
TFW things have gone a bit too far but there are still Palestinian students who must be Dealt With
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
TFW things have gone a bit too far but there are still Palestinian students who must be Dealt With
after 2016 i predicted that within ten years we'd have an openly neonazi party and a socialist party, and i misjudged how much the Dems could and would Weekend At Bernies a bunch of mummies to keep leftists and young people out
More neo-Nazi content by DHS.
I said white supremacist talking points would go mainstream by 2025, and I hoped I was wrong.
Here we are.
I said white supremacist talking points would go mainstream by 2025, and I hoped I was wrong.
Here we are.
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
after 2016 i predicted that within ten years we'd have an openly neonazi party and a socialist party, and i misjudged how much the Dems could and would Weekend At Bernies a bunch of mummies to keep leftists and young people out
the hour after she was shot I knew exactly one thing about her and that was that she was there because she was doing ICE Monitoring. what is this
your journalists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should
January 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
the hour after she was shot I knew exactly one thing about her and that was that she was there because she was doing ICE Monitoring. what is this
Liz Warren is out here trying to get KOSA passed and saying she'll vote for more ICE funding if conditions are attached and people wondered why she wasn't "pure" enough for leftists
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Liz Warren is out here trying to get KOSA passed and saying she'll vote for more ICE funding if conditions are attached and people wondered why she wasn't "pure" enough for leftists