Red
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Law and cybersecurity geek, TTRPG fan/player/gm, needlecrafty, reads almost all the things
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, left from the Grey Havens and sailed to the undying lands.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of swirly, twirly gumdrops, and then, he walked through the Lincoln Tunnel!
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, left from the Grey Havens and sailed to the undying lands.
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A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.
Randy, his arms down.
The Old Man, when the lamp broke.
Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
I've started yet another BG3 game but this time with dark urge and trying to see some of the evil-choices content I haven't experienced before. But man, I really dont want to hurt these npcs lol. I guess my dnd edge lord days are behind me.
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've started yet another BG3 game but this time with dark urge and trying to see some of the evil-choices content I haven't experienced before. But man, I really dont want to hurt these npcs lol. I guess my dnd edge lord days are behind me.
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The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
I've been mentoring some 1Ls in their 1st semester. For the first time in a long time, I had a law school stress dream. Spent all dream figuring out what the assignment even was only to find out it's due today. My eyes popped open, wide awake in the dark, & in my head was "No, we're not doing this"
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I've been mentoring some 1Ls in their 1st semester. For the first time in a long time, I had a law school stress dream. Spent all dream figuring out what the assignment even was only to find out it's due today. My eyes popped open, wide awake in the dark, & in my head was "No, we're not doing this"
Freaking diabetes - even just stress raises your blood sugar
Stressful sit at work and was feeling weird, and yep, CGM clocked a spike to 200 despite sticking to diet control, meds, water, rest.
I hadn't done anything wrong except I guess build a career on managing other people's crises lol
Stressful sit at work and was feeling weird, and yep, CGM clocked a spike to 200 despite sticking to diet control, meds, water, rest.
I hadn't done anything wrong except I guess build a career on managing other people's crises lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Freaking diabetes - even just stress raises your blood sugar
Stressful sit at work and was feeling weird, and yep, CGM clocked a spike to 200 despite sticking to diet control, meds, water, rest.
I hadn't done anything wrong except I guess build a career on managing other people's crises lol
Stressful sit at work and was feeling weird, and yep, CGM clocked a spike to 200 despite sticking to diet control, meds, water, rest.
I hadn't done anything wrong except I guess build a career on managing other people's crises lol
I finished The Gone World by Tom Sweterlitsch at like 2:30 this morning because I couldn't put it down. And now that the sun shining, I'm just gonna need a minute to just...sit and process.
That was a good book. I both loved and hated the ending, impressive lol
#booksky
That was a good book. I both loved and hated the ending, impressive lol
#booksky
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I finished The Gone World by Tom Sweterlitsch at like 2:30 this morning because I couldn't put it down. And now that the sun shining, I'm just gonna need a minute to just...sit and process.
That was a good book. I both loved and hated the ending, impressive lol
#booksky
That was a good book. I both loved and hated the ending, impressive lol
#booksky
So, I've been getting spam calls w/ background office noise and a harried "Hello? *pause* Are you there?" and if I say something, it launches into a Medicare spiel. But if I reply "you sound like AI," it hangs up immediately. Maybe I should start replying with verbal prompts lol.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So, I've been getting spam calls w/ background office noise and a harried "Hello? *pause* Are you there?" and if I say something, it launches into a Medicare spiel. But if I reply "you sound like AI," it hangs up immediately. Maybe I should start replying with verbal prompts lol.
"And the devil said 'aw beans' and left."
~Joseph Fink
Words that will live on in my brain from now on thanks to The Best Worst on Happy Days 😂
~Joseph Fink
Words that will live on in my brain from now on thanks to The Best Worst on Happy Days 😂
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"And the devil said 'aw beans' and left."
~Joseph Fink
Words that will live on in my brain from now on thanks to The Best Worst on Happy Days 😂
~Joseph Fink
Words that will live on in my brain from now on thanks to The Best Worst on Happy Days 😂
I never succeed at the novel writing month, but I like the exercise of it and adding every year to my graveyard of ideas :D
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I never succeed at the novel writing month, but I like the exercise of it and adding every year to my graveyard of ideas :D
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
I haven't mowed a small bit of our back yard all year, mostly to find out what would grow on its own. But then I noticed over the summer I had more lightning bugs. And then I started to hear more crickets, and then more frogs in the evening. Lately it's moths, and now these guys are hanging out :)
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I haven't mowed a small bit of our back yard all year, mostly to find out what would grow on its own. But then I noticed over the summer I had more lightning bugs. And then I started to hear more crickets, and then more frogs in the evening. Lately it's moths, and now these guys are hanging out :)
One of many favorite things about the #NoKings march in Dallas today - all the little American flags and the speakers who reminded the crowd that solidarity, kindness, justice, and diversity are what make us great. This is the America (and the Texas, for that matter) that I want to believe in.
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
One of many favorite things about the #NoKings march in Dallas today - all the little American flags and the speakers who reminded the crowd that solidarity, kindness, justice, and diversity are what make us great. This is the America (and the Texas, for that matter) that I want to believe in.
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“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
— Albert Camus
#photography
#trees
#dogwood
#fallcolors
#filmphotograph
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
— Albert Camus
#photography
#trees
#dogwood
#fallcolors
#filmphotograph
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
— Albert Camus
#photography
#trees
#dogwood
#fallcolors
#filmphotograph
“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
— Albert Camus
#photography
#trees
#dogwood
#fallcolors
#filmphotograph
I take it back. Avocado as a base for a "shake" (to get the creaminess instead of ice cream), that one wins. I'll accept it.
(Bananas make my stomach hurt, which is why I hadn't already tried these kind of smoothie/shake recipes so far)
(Bananas make my stomach hurt, which is why I hadn't already tried these kind of smoothie/shake recipes so far)
October 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I take it back. Avocado as a base for a "shake" (to get the creaminess instead of ice cream), that one wins. I'll accept it.
(Bananas make my stomach hurt, which is why I hadn't already tried these kind of smoothie/shake recipes so far)
(Bananas make my stomach hurt, which is why I hadn't already tried these kind of smoothie/shake recipes so far)
Newly-diabetic frustration- I'm growing tired of "try X, it tastes just like Y" suggestions. It doesn't. It probably does taste fine, but its not "just like it." Cauliflower rice is pretty good, but I'm also pretty sure the people telling me it's just like rice are just bad at making rice.
October 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Newly-diabetic frustration- I'm growing tired of "try X, it tastes just like Y" suggestions. It doesn't. It probably does taste fine, but its not "just like it." Cauliflower rice is pretty good, but I'm also pretty sure the people telling me it's just like rice are just bad at making rice.
I have a rocky relationship with the Catholic Church, but watching the video of them being denied made me so sad. They were singing Pan de Vida in the background, a song I loved when I used to be in the church choir with mom and dad as a kid.
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have a rocky relationship with the Catholic Church, but watching the video of them being denied made me so sad. They were singing Pan de Vida in the background, a song I loved when I used to be in the church choir with mom and dad as a kid.
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October 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I play with a group of Dnd-or-nothing guys. Once, I got them to try HoneyHeist. It was like 3 yrs ago, but we still have jokes from that session that will reduce the table to tears. New players are regaled with the tale of The Best Driver and feeling bad about accidentally mauling a security guard
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I play with a group of Dnd-or-nothing guys. Once, I got them to try HoneyHeist. It was like 3 yrs ago, but we still have jokes from that session that will reduce the table to tears. New players are regaled with the tale of The Best Driver and feeling bad about accidentally mauling a security guard
Tech rehearsal night! It's such a cool opportunity to get to play at the Moody Performance Hall :)
If you want to support a queer community band here in Dallas as we celebrate 45 years, there's still a chance to buy tickets before the concert tomorrow :)
www.oaklawnband.org/tickets
If you want to support a queer community band here in Dallas as we celebrate 45 years, there's still a chance to buy tickets before the concert tomorrow :)
www.oaklawnband.org/tickets
October 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Tech rehearsal night! It's such a cool opportunity to get to play at the Moody Performance Hall :)
If you want to support a queer community band here in Dallas as we celebrate 45 years, there's still a chance to buy tickets before the concert tomorrow :)
www.oaklawnband.org/tickets
If you want to support a queer community band here in Dallas as we celebrate 45 years, there's still a chance to buy tickets before the concert tomorrow :)
www.oaklawnband.org/tickets