River
redhellebore.bsky.social
River
@redhellebore.bsky.social
They/them stereotype
Hellebores are flowers
Red as in comrade
I am hilarious
Free Palestine
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Not kidding it's because they saw too many nazi memes on twitter about america dying because we eat tofu and there are gay people here or whatever
Fight and help win a world war.

Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.

Blow it all up.

What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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It’s the ‘60 Minutes’ segment Bari Weiss reportedly didn’t want you to see. The story on CECOT, which had previously been pulled for ‘additional reporting,’ finally aired on Sunday night.
CBS News Finally Airs 60 Minutes Story on CECOT
It’s the ‘60 Minutes’ segment Bari Weiss reportedly didn’t want you to see. The story on CECOT, which had previously been pulled for ‘additional reporting,’ finally aired on Sunday night.
www.vulture.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Y'all see what time it is?
The DOJ is not investigating ICE agent Jonathan Ross for the fatal shooting of Renee Good, a top official said Sunday.

The top DOJ official confirmed that an investigation is underway into Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
Justice Department says it has no plans to investigate ICE agent who killed Renee Good and confirms Walz, Frey probe
Frey and the governor’s office both said Sunday that the DOJ has not contacted them about the investigation.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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It’s crazy how it’s suddenly “wow we live in a police state” when it happens to white people
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I salute the hero Ford worker who called Trump a pdf file protector today
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back
January 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Tbh one of the weirdest things about this admin is not everyone on the right cooing over how gorgeous the emperor's new clothes are, it's that the emperor meanwhile is constantly out there like "clothes? Why would the greatest dude in the world bother wearing clothes?" while smirking punchably
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"We'll run it properly. We'll run it professionally. We'll have the greatest oil companies in the world go in and invest billions and billions of dollars and take out money, use that money in Venezuela, and the biggest beneficiary are going to be the people of Venezuela," Trump said.
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Woke my partners up just in time to see the ball drop. Promptly mashed a button on my remote and turned off the Times Square stream. Heading into 2026 tripping over my own dick seems pretty appropriate
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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A couple of years ago, my wallet was stolen at a gas station. I had a reasonably good idea who had done it. So, I canceled my credit cards, got a new driver's license, and my bestie got me a new wallet for my birthday because she's awesome.

I didn't call the police.
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Of all of the data that companies mine from me, I get weirdly stubborn about product reviews. What did I think of my last purchase? Wouldn't you like to know, Chewy, wouldn't you like to know
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You know, my holidays would be a lot better if the body could just like, forget the score for a lil bit
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Idk what else even needs to be said at this point
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.

The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, remember not only the people we have lost, but why we have lost them. Remember how hostile the world is to trans and gender noncomforming people for daring to feel the joy of authenticity.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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1. Nearly every transgender person walks this earth knowing people like us who are no longer with us.

In writing about transgender people every day, I hold in my heart the people who are now our ancestors, and I try to bring their light forward.

These are the people I'm remembering today.
The People I Remember On This Trans Day Of Remembrance
Elisa Shupe, Lia Smith, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, and so many more names are worth remembering today.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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okay, seeing the headlines pop up in news feeds, apparently it's time for various companies to insist we believe there is an AI actress named "Tilly Norwood"

there is no AI actress, there is a computer graphics program that makes an animated character

Scooby-Doo was not an actor, either
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ah hahahahaha of course capitalism sank the Edmund Fitzgerald, I hope all 29 of those dudes haunt whoever profited from their demise
SS Edmund Fitzgerald had a structural defect in its keel. Sailors on that ship had complained about the ship bending and flexing during storms, especially when it was overloaded, which it usually was. They had also found old keel weld breaks due to structural fatigue, which were never repaired
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM