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Professor Horatio Hufnagel
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Youngest man alive

A rock-like thing of a man
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Nathan Summers lookin ass
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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That's why we have to talk to them like this.
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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#AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
MJF as Kirk Van Houten: I have working ankles. Do you? Homer as Buddy Matthews: I sleep in a big bed with Rhea Ripley.
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Miami DC be like
“McBain” partner-cop Scoey lies bleeding on the floor of a diner after being gunned down by henchmen of a criminal mastermind. “Just do one thing for me,” he struggles to tell McBain with his last words, clutching in his hand a photo of the boat he and his wife had just bought to sail around the world. “Get… Mendoza.”
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Quite probably my favorite cover ever.
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Aztec jaguar badass
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Welcome
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM